Alex Green

Umm, follow your dreams

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

I’d like to start a petition to have this played at Camden Yards every time the @Orioles hit a home run this season

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

@Kofie He used to throw it to Torrey Smith down the sideline knowing full well he wasn’t going to catch it but would draw a PI call

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

This was a fun one to stay up and watch. Nothing better than winning a meaningless game just so the Sox can’t advance

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

From @alexspeier: Red Sox wary of bringing scary Camden Yards memories from 2011 back to life https://t.co/3C5ed5l09P

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

*Curb Your Enthusiasm song plays in the background*
#SuperBowl #TomBrady

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

The team celebration hug in this video looks like quite the COVID violation, no?

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

Once the Caps won their 2nd in a row against the Sabres last night I knew the Ravens couldn’t also win today. The sports gods don’t love me enough

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

@Easy_BeinGreen @AbbyKousouris Mine still worked after their little swim too! Even though it was Zack’s fault they fell in in the first place

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Just an avalanche of lying from Trump as usual.

Biden was imperfect but largely accurate.

I'll get trolled for saying that. It's fact.

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Our friend Pamela just told us that “According to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah, which began tonight, is a tzaddik, a person of great righteousness.” We found that very comforting. So strange to be eating these apples and honey with this sadness.

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

And for this reason, my new conspiracy theory is that the University of Maryland created the Coronavirus so they would have an excuse to send students home

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

Just watch - @TerrapinHoops will win the National Championship and no one will be in College Park to burn it down

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

@WesJohnsonVoice any chance you could start making the announcement about not leaning forward in your seat in the 1st pd once ppl are seated? A lot of fans miss it. @Capitals

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

The #VMAs have performances from the Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. Did we go back to 2008?? #flashback

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

Who knew the little bro was so crafty?

[Zack Green @Easy_BeinGreen]

We ready #ALLCAPS @russianmachine

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

“The @Capitals are trailing by 1 but have had a lot of good looks” ...I don’t think good looks win hockey games #CapsCanes

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

@MSternWRIC I heard any candy that doesn’t contain chocolate can’t be ranked in the top 10

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

@aeis17 I’m about to do day three in a row tonight and I think my body hates me

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

I haven’t lived with @akr2648 for two years now but I still text her for help with my instagram captions #truefriend #oldhabitsdiehard

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

...but actually #BACK2BACK

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

RT if you shed some tears of happiness. #ALLCAPS #CapsBannerNight

[Alex Green @EasyBeinGreen16]

I’m sorry, who approved this and was like “Yes this is what little children want to seek them out and give them hugs and high fives”

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Join us in welcoming the newest member of the #Flyers Family, @GrittyNHL!!

Learn more about Gritty: https://t.co/eQRwTtD54w https://t.co/njHQO1824b