Matt Evans

Radio and Wedding DJ. Glorified Clown. Amateur Comedian. I have a beard.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

@ChuckSatterBLK Wtf did you do to that poor blade, Chuck?!? You trying to hack through steel?

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

@CoachBurnside I heard you are stepping down as Novi HC, and just wanted to thank you for everything you taught me, both about the game and how to be a good man. 13 years later I'd still run through a brick wall for you. Enjoy the extra time with your family. You've earned it.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

@clubtrillion I hate Rob Gray more than Christian Laettner, Grayson Allen and Toby Flenderson combined.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

@ringer 22 min read from @BillSimmons 13 min from @netw3rk 14 min from @clubtrillion + an18 min NBA draft big board! A happy Friday indeed!

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

Thanks for tuning in from all the way in Colombia this morning @marywcastro https://t.co/W6yw0GMYZS

[Maritza Castro @marywcastro]

I'm listening to @qhitmusic on @TuneIn. #NowPlaying Cheap thrills. Woo hoo. Today is Friday 😄💋❤️ https://t.co/bjskTyDf6t

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

@lindsayzoladz @Medium this was an excellent article. Thank you

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

@ringer you know I have work to do today, right? Too much awesome content.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

@claire_mcnear just wanted to say you've quickly become one of my favorite writers in the past month with @ringer. Thank you.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

Dear @HBO Normally I cancel my subscription after @GameOfThrones is done, but @AnyGivenWeds is changing that. Thought you ought to know.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

#Klaytheism

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

Moist moist moist moist #IrritateMeIn4Words

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

Thanks @StatGuyGreg @DavidShoemaker & @Rosenbergradio for #CheapHeat, the only podcast to change my vocabulary. Stay MAJ! #PodcastoftheCench

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

This is the first time I've been a smug Walking Dead comic reader and known what was about to go down before it happened.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

Ahhhhhh we should've just let Beyoncé do the whole thing again.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

Bruno Mars to the rescue! 5 words I thought I'd never say.

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

My phone just autocorrected halftime to halftone. Halftone would be the word I'd use to describe Coldplay's singing.

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It's obvious Chris Martin isn't lip-syncing. That's the most positive thing I can say about this. #SB50 #PepsiHalftime

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

If Aqib Talib commits six personal fouls, will he foul out?

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

Cam Newton: "F**k it, I'm playing Madden."

[Matt Evans @EasyEOntheAir]

Ideal halftime show... Coldplay can't perform and Adele steps in to save the day.