Chris Haywood

Almost everything is not worth saying

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

So glad @PalmerSquares have relaeased all their one takes on Spotify, the sole reason I got into them and now I get to listen to them wherever.

Chillin

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Did that Sudanese lad not watch Adolescence ffs

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

I swear to God August Burns Red never ever miss.

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

Holy shit this is like Christmas come early for me. I can't wait to see how "Marvin you're naked!" And "Do you wanna explain yourself?" Is presented on the big screen.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

In theaters later this year.

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

An astonishing testament to the sheer efficiency of the human body and you're wailing in pain over it

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

Open borders are such a dumb idea. Borders are a good thing, they preserve culture and the law. If everywhere was open where would Afghanistan's dog shit laws end? Where would one culture stop and another start? I thought culture was very important nowadays...

[Cal @Cal_III]

It’s literally the first line of their migration policy.

[The Chef Cream @chef_cream]

No lie there’s mad people who just need to die. No jail. No mental hospital. Nothing. Just die.
That kid who stomped shorty head in is one example. Smoke him.

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

Stop being disingenuous, women do ask for it and it does literally NOTHING for a man. Pretending that it isn't written in your porn slop novels you've been consuming since adolescence is so fucking fake it's unreal.

[Alicia Kearns MP @aliciakearns]

Fascinating how many *men* are filling my timeline to tell me *women* ask to be strangled…

Thank you men for speaking for women, what would we do without you.

[kopa ✪ @t4urusmo0n]

o sea tu puedes llevar tus pies de yeti fuera pero una chica no puede ser divertida y atrevida?

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

I'm seeing so many dog negative articles recently, we are a country that loves their pets and these sorts of bullshit "articles" are 100% an effort to change the narrative that the UK is a dog friendly country. Also, no introspection about your own flaws, just blame dogs. Loser.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🐶 'I’ve quickly learnt my canine aversion is the biggest dealbreaker on dating apps. But I’m not the monster, pet obsessives are'

Read how Noah struggles to make it past the third date without his dislike of dogs coming up 🔗
https://t.co/nvOYd8APf4

[adri @ps1loadscreen]

finding out a lot of people have the same understanding of tourettes that cartman does

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

Personally, I believe we should televise the murder of this man with tourettes because then and only then will people really understand that words are violence, especially ones that come from a disabled person's mouth. No context is good enough. You should die.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

"if i had a disability, i just wouldn't!" is the entire "for you" tab rn lmao

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

Why don't you just be honest and say "women on the whole are not interested in learning a trade" you don't have to add that it's somehow because men are there too lol. Also who the fuck is gonna teach you if men aren't there? Absolute fucking moron.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Women don't enter trades like men do because the working conditions almost guarantee a lifetime of sexual harassment and sexism, not because they're too weak to learn carpentry.

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

Mate you need to shut the fuck up Epstein literally talks about you in his emails you don't have a leg to stand on goy boy.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

The people deserve to know who these are to?

There needs to be accountability!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Being mentioned in the Epstein files is not a sign of wrongdoing

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

Also he injects himself with cocaine and honestly that just sounds like fun

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

I've started reading Sherlock Holmes novels and he's so much cooler than I ever imagined. He's literally the smartest in every room, his whole ethos is about observation and deduction yet he's still down to fight any cock sucker who doesn't listen to reason. Wish I was him.

[Josh🇳🇴🐺 @WWFCJL]

Is football the only sport where if you haven’t started by the age of 6/7 you will be dogshit for the rest of your life no matter how hard you try

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

Why is it that the men I respect the least always have a weak as fuck handshake? Literally all of them

[Chris Haywood @EasyNow_]

After spending two years calling one of my neighbours "duck" because I forgot her name, she's sent me a Christmas card with her name in! So thankful I didn't just take a punt at it and call her the wrong name cause I was MILES away