Firecracker Frank

Eatin’ Firecrackers with Party Marty, OU Fan, VHS & dial-up internet enthusiast, retired Canadian trucker. Own 6 patents on sparklers.

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Over here in Comanche County, we call this a “twofer”

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Fauci says he'll leave White House if Trump wins 2024 election https://t.co/ogzevDTi5B

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On tomorrow’s show, @PartyMartyOUfan @Squirre57068672 and me will take a detour from sports and talk about the baby formula shortage. Apparently men can get pregnant and lactate now so we wanna explore the possibilities. Tune in at 5a.

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@DepressedOu @MuffledArnold @OU_Softball ng now?

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@DepressedOu @MuffledArnold @OU_Softball Last guy that told me to get with the times was from the cable company trying to switch me to high speed internet. Who’s laughi

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@OmarStringer @Lane_Kiffin @LincolnRiley Wrong. Nonnative Californians or not, all them treehuggers moving out this way has caused my mobile home value to quadruple in value. People paying cash straight up. Also, they’ll be voting red in November. Sleep well in that mask, Holmes.

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@MuffledArnold Agree. Good ole line dance to Elvira would’ve been cool. Guess I’m gettin’ old.

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@soonerad time to put Oregon back on the schedule & whoop ‘at ass again! #Sooners

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Oregon's 'Menstrual Dignity Act' requires schools to place feminine products in boys' bathrooms https://t.co/S5HdNsvJv6

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They/Them: “pretty much just go to work then come home, smoke some weed and watch TV.”

@Squirre57068672: “& pay exorbitant taxes & wear masks in your home & car alone?”

😂😂😂

They/Them: “😂😂True. Can’t argue there.”

Thanks, “Katie” for joining us this morning.

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Today’s show was great. We interviewed a person who identifies as being unofficially #USC #1 fan. “Katie” told us the pronouns to use are “they/them” so it took us awhile to work thru that on air. @PartyMartyOUfan & @Squirre57068672 r still processing it. Here’s what we learned…

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@Squirre57068672: “I thought you told us you were going skiing AND surfing on Saturday because you can do that in LA?

They/Them: “Oh hell no. You COULD but no one actually does.”

Me: “So what does your average day look like living in Cali?”

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@amandacrainey @KevinHead1 @KOCOAbigail XX
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Try to keep up

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@HeltonHotSeat @the_apps_man @uscpsycho Clearly you’ve never delved deep into the mind of someone who eats firecrackers.

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Idea for Mr. Musk. Can your team at Telsa come up with something equal to my Ford F650 that has more power but can still take up 2 parking spots? Gas or diesel plz tho - Do NOT want electric. Think outside the box with me.

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@Daniel28165046 @uscpsycho Do they even have comedy in California? Sheesh, I bet you laugh at knock knock jokes.

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@elonmusk congrats bro! Let me first start by saying me, @PartyMartyOUfan, and @Squirre57068672 ain’t no bots. We are real people and we love what you’re gonna do to Twitter. Also, please consider funding NIL deals for OU.

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@Eddie_Rado Surfing and skiing in the same day ain’t got nothin on workin and weed eatin’ in the same day.