Richmond Jäger | Germany

For zhe love of mien Gott vhy isch there marinara sauce in mien running boots?!

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta Coffee is coffee, it’s primary purpose being to help people wake up!

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta Feliciano, you’re pretty serious about your espresso, right? I’ve seen your brother just casually sip on it straight without milk or sugar.

What I don’t understand is why you pay the same for two shots of espresso when you can just get regular black coffee?!

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

*Tries out this new whipped coffee trend.*

*He sips the sweet fluffy whipped coffee with milk.*

*He now as a delicious coffee mustache.*

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

*Secretly puts on his head phones and watches Bob Ross paint a landscape to destress.*

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

Ice cream and gelato are the same thing, right? Both cold, creamy and delicious.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

Feliciano works up such a sweat from this thing he calls... Zoombah?

He says it’s a work out, but he’s just dancing around. It doesn’t look /that/ hard.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@TheBrotherRemus Someone needs a nap.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

You’re going to get a toothache or a stomachache... Or both.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta *Richmond handed Feliciano a handkerchief and smiled at the other.* It’s not gross... I’m very happy my gift moved you to tears.

What’s gross is that of all places yiu choose to hide in a restroom. Now, come on. I want to take you to birthday dinner.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

...Why? T-That’s so much sugar...

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta It’s uh... N-Nothing fancy or expensive, but I made it just for you. *Richmond said with his cheeks blushing a faint hue of pink. He then cleared his throat and knocked on the stall door.*

Feliciano? Are you okay? A-Are you still crying in there?

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta *Inside of the wrapped box was a hand carved, hand painted music box that you were supposed to wind up. Richmond often carved things or tinkered in his spare time whn he wanted to relax. When wound up, it played the tune “That’s amore”.*

Do you like it?

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta Really?! You’re that excited about a treadmill?! Well I’m sorry to dissapoint, but I didn’t actually get you one. It too expensive and I know you’d never use it.

I did get you a present though, but you’l have to open it to know what it is.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta Feliciano... *Richmond sighed as he followed Feliciano, standing outside the stall.*

It was a cruel joke, I’m sorry I upset you. I was just bitter that you called me mean. Of course I care about your birthday... *Richmond slid a small wrapped box under the stall.*

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta Feliciano, I was just kidding...

Of course I got you a present. I got you a treadmill.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta No, I didn’t. *He was of course lying, but he kept his strrn tone of voice and kept his gaze narrowed at Feliciano.*

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta So? I’m mean, remember?

Your birthday is significant to me and I didn’t get you a present.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta Hmph. So I’m mean, hm?

Well fine, I just won’t ever try to cook for you again. If you think you can build up those noodle arms by eating noodles then go right ahead.

[Richmond Jäger | Germany @EatMienPotatoes]

@aph_pasta I feed them three times a day on a healthy raw meat diet. Kibble is processed bull shit. Giving them raw meat also allows them to gnaw at the bones and pull apart the meat like an actual animal. Pacing them so they don’t eat too quickly. SPAGHETTI ISN’T APART OF THEIR DIET!