Jamaan

Will Twerk for Scones

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

@AD_Renaissance Is Magic running that account?

[Resistbot @resistbot]

“Stay the f— at home.”

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

@monicaisliberal Is that the Millennial version of "Oakley's Twitter"

[Bill Neely @BillNeelyReport]

BREAKING: The entire UK strategy for fighting #coronavirus was based on false analysis. Scientists advising the Gov’t now say the UK only realised "in the last few days" that its Coronavirus strategy would "likely result In hundreds of thousands of deaths" https://t.co/F0hd2e3g9H

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

@Zizouology This should answer your question https://t.co/Ay7EEAvWjF

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

L'Équipe have awarded Fan of the Year 2019 to the Newcastle United fan who travelled across England to the house of his Everton supporting friend just to laugh at him, after the Toffees lost 3-2.

[Quincy Larson @ossia]

🚨PSA🚨

A private equity company just bought the rights to the entire .ORG domain registry.

Oh, and @ICANN removed price caps, too.

If your nonprofit owns a .org domain, go extend your registration out to the maximum 10 years before prices skyrocket.

https://t.co/QCJBU8RWyY

[K 🦋 @klalalala89]

This needs to be on every labour leaflet.
#GeneralElection2019

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

@JoshuaDavis If the onboard m.2 slot is NVMe, there's no difference because they both use PCI-E. If not, the m.2 PCI-E card will be faster.

[Sunny Hundal @sunny_hundal]

"I am closer to a Jamaican born brickie than I am Jacob Rees-Mogg. I've got more in common with a Polish hotel maid than I do with Nigel Farage. There's a lot of money and effort that goes into obscuring that simple truth."

This is simple but really good

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

@lenikdot It'll come in the form of a sponsored tweet with Aguero green-screened in, with James and Carol from HR singing brand-approved chants over the top.

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

GET
THE
F**K
IN

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Theresa May: "There was a simple message from yesterday's elections: Just get on and delivery Brexit."

How she got that from these results is beyond me.

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

@MeLaMachinko May I also add this https://t.co/ZmAmnrCZqV

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

@no_cut_card That tweet read like an unseasoned deleted draft Bossip headline

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

WHAT?!?! This is the greatest surprise of the entire Games of Thrones universe.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

So who do we have in the latest Farage video railing against the elites?
1) A former commodities trader who takes a private jet to work
2) The former director-general of the British Chambers of Commerce
3) A Conservative MP
4) The CEO of asset management group Quidnet Capital

[Jamaan @EatMoreCake]

@dom_campbell Meanwhile, if they had shown a picture of the couple...