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[bird talk 🗣️🐦 @EatSleepDab]

@sexwithuruncle And that's on periodt

[naurwa @occultheory]

“is basketball played culturally in the philippines?”

and here we have fem gays vs butch lesbians local basketball league 😭

[bird talk 🗣️🐦 @EatSleepDab]

The monument is taking a page from the mars company, maker of Snickers, and have added a dick vein to the reflecting pool

[Brendan Keefe - Atlanta News First @BrendanKeefe]

Just flew right by the reflecting pool on approach to DCA. Looks like this morning’s hydrogen peroxide bleaching is having an effect on the perimeter.

[bird talk 🗣️🐦 @EatSleepDab]

My Philipina gf has this.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

One thing they don't tell you about the “push a button for a million dollars but someone you don't know dıės” hypothetical is that literally every billionaire is effectively pressing that button as much as they can all the time just because that's how exploitation works

[Cuddly @Cuddly49905741]

@omgsidewalks It's because our Economic system is built on and designed around lying.
Lying to consumers
Lying to employees
Lying to investors
Lying to government
Lying to easily impressionable and naive teens
Lying to yourself

[🪞 @allldiamonds]

shit will feel like you just got shot in the fucking chest

[Jabroni @Jabr0ni_is_here]

@Dexerto

[bird talk 🗣️🐦 @EatSleepDab]

You'll never catch a rock in my nose ever again

[bird talk 🗣️🐦 @EatSleepDab]

Id be so sturdy in the Bronx rn be fr

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

they can’t arrest us all

[bird talk 🗣️🐦 @EatSleepDab]

Smoking on the wembanya pack. 😮‍💨😊😜

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Alchemist Type Beat @Alchemist]

aliens using Fenix Flexin as a host

[bird talk 🗣️🐦 @EatSleepDab]

All I do is roll up the pain. 😮‍💨💨

[bird talk 🗣️🐦 @EatSleepDab]

Got a @dominos pizza last night and they got the toppings wrong can you guys @dominos fix this

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

My wife is cheating
My kids are gone
My car is repossessed
Knicks in 5

[tay ⁺˳✧༚♡ @homeruntay]

just found gay knicks fanfic

[Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation @PunctuationJose]

@JoseCanseco The American Express Platinum Card? Not even remotely worth it. Be careful with them…