Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher

🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈Risking my life everyday in one of the most dangerous professions on the planet. Asymptomatic Non-COVID Survivor. She/Her/Zir/Hir 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

I am so excited to report that the poll results are in. We had a very large sample size that is entirely representative of the American people. A resounding number of people came forth & determined that Joe Biden is the best president ever. I can’t wait for the blue wave in 2024!

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@ringothe5th I only had to on the youngest. Although I was able to use my rodeo clown expertise to hog tie her.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

It is quite heartwarming to see a beautiful, healthy liberal family enjoying active leisure time at the park.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@GerardoRiordan8 @ringothe5th I also called the police to report crimes against humanity after their vaccinations to protect myself.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@1TrophyWife1 @taylorswift13 She is already on my list of womxn who are extraordinarily jealous of me.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

Just a normal Sunday vaccinating the world and fighting for equity. 🏳️‍🌈💉🏳️‍⚧️

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@SorryIsaidF_off I bet you could be me for a day.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@oldgirl60_ann

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@Jerematic79 How dare you think I would be so irresponsible as to share a mask in a deadly pandemic! I only share needles.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@clmuseum Yes. I am going to most definitely show more cleavage. I feel it enhances equity.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@smoothski_99 I had so much fun that I cannot even sit down…from all the vaccines that is. 😉

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@1TrophyWife1 OMG! That is exactly what all of the men in my DMs are saying. I knew it would turn heads. I have the same designer as @taylorswift13.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@JenniferSey That is super cute. Do you make it in XXXXXXL+?

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@Shawna_Show All Star Cheer! I really miss those days. Good luck to them tomorrow! 🍀

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@nedk1119

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

After a year long quarantine, I deem my COVID exposed cellular device safe.

I am back, bitches! ☠️

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@igarglewithfire I appreciate that my internet boyfriend @JohnWalravenGA allows me to get 600 feet from him before enforcing the restraining order with legal protection. I am quite sure he is going to propose once it expires in 2030. 💍 #relationshipgoals

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@CallMeK1123 @janefkndoe I feel the same way. It is a curse.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@FreyaWhitethorn This is why I keep mine in the basement while I go to work. I am part of the new generation of reverse SAHMs.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

@clmuseum I was thinking the safest place would be my kidney.

[Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher @EatSleepMask]

Everyone hates tariffs, but reparations are entirely acceptable. #doyourpart