Eat The Receipts

Lapsed New Orleans chef turned writer/editor

[The Vox Poll @thevoxpoll]

We believe in an America that grows by lifting people up, not weighing them down. The Congressional Budget Office warns these tariffs could raise inflation and reduce real economic output. But we will prevail—and we can choose a better path forward for everyone.

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Guy who tells the intake person at rehab that he has a problem with goofballs and bennies

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@ab_byofficial I miss you! Tweet me back!

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@bronephd nobody has been a bigger faggot ever. get a life, homo.

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@bronephd hey, you don't have a phd, you slob.

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@kalnyc Thanks for the RT. Maybe I should tell the rest of y'all this exists? @BookLarder @Powells @LiteratureoFood @omnivorebooks @Eater https://t.co/1bcm1tmay7

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@LuckyPeach @momofuku @kalnyc Whelp, first collector dude fell through. Thar she blows again: https://t.co/NqJaYjr8Y8

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@LuckyPeach @momofuku @kalnyc Whelp, first collector dude fell through. Thar she blows again: https://t.co/NqJaYjr8Y8

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@tomcolicchio Thanks for being more thoughtful about everything, not just food. Another chef should not tweet politics; but he does.

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@kalnyc @momofuku @LuckyPeach @nytfoodfeed Few hours for LP set. Price still cheap for nerdy, non-rich dudes! https://t.co/RB2nQLp7Ko

[yes it goes on & on my friend @singingit4ever]

@thechew please stop telling oppressed people to 'get over' the election @Mariobatali. Your white male status protects you from the fallout.

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Good to meet you guys. Looking forward to seeing what you do! @ZillaMunch

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It does. Not gonna get rich. Just passing it on to some young buck. @kalnyc @nytfoodfeed @davidchang https://t.co/MWOSwTxrGg

[Kitchen Arts & Letters @kalnyc]

@EatTheReceipts @LuckyPeach @davidchang @nytfoodfeed Pretty good starting price if it has #s 1, 2 and 3

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Parting w/ my Lucky Peach collection! Such sweet sorrow. https://t.co/RB2nQLGJ8Y :( @LuckyPeach @davidchang @kalnyc @nytfoodfeed

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

One of my daughters sketch books already contains better election coverage than @CNN:

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@pattonoswalt Be ok, man. I'm wishing you the best.

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Introducing the most tasteless restaurant website ever! : https://t.co/EjJ1J1t20Z

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@NySudsNj What does it take to get one of those Southern Tier beanies, Rob?

[Julia Moskin @juliamoskin]

Classic @pete_wells on Señor Frog's: "Daniel Humm would serve a chili dog on a skateboard if he had thought of it first."

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@pattonoswalt is there any way to buy your old screenprinted tour posters?