Kale

Fish rule.

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Hey why does no one build pyramids anymore? There's thousands of old run down looking joints. Let's get some new ones.

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Why the heck is Rick's last name "Sanchez" ?

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Are we humans supposed to trim our eyelashes? Mine are like curling over and I don't know what to do.

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"No, yeah!"
"Yeah, no"

Very different.

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Even if I can't have it, I would just like to know what happened to my long lost truck key.

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Like who's actually wearing a men's small t shirt? Besides women.

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Kohl's is great if you're shopping for everything that is not in your size.

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Watch for me on the cover of #outdoornews

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Haven't seen one in years.

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Hey what ever happened to every single Pontiac Grand Am/Grand Prix?

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I'm glad the whole Lizzo phase is over.

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Why do all girls have that same handwriting?

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Post Malone kinda looks like he needs a bath.

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If you have to poop and you're wearing a robe, just put the robe on backwards. Its cozy and practical.

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To this day. The best pizza I've ever had was breakfast pizza from back in school. If anyone knows how to get their hands on it, please let me know.

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Didn't know Eric Foreman was gonna be in stranger things season 4. With an even worse haircut, too.

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@MartiniGuyYT @swissborg Can us Americans do it?

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I got time for The Alan Parsons Project.

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Shout out to toilets.

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What if dogs understand music and they actually hate your favorite song you constantly play...?