Eating Beagles 🎱

No, we don't eat Beagles. Yes, we are Attorneys. Of course we like to have fun. Parody account of Beagles posing as real live lawyers. Off to Bluesky 🦋

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Symbolism is important 🌹 KKKanklestein’s legacy ⁦@TotalSeasons⁩

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KKKanklestein & the MAGATS can cut Medicaid but simultaneously 🔥 $200M on this gilded boondoggle @realDonaldTrump @GOP @POTUS

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

BREAKING: We're getting an expansion!

Beginning in September, construction will begin on a brand-new 90,000 square ft ballroom that will be enjoyed for generations to come. ✨

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Ever time KKKanklestein thinks he’s outrun being ALL over the Epstein Files ⁦@DonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩

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KKKanklestein’s Achilles Heel ⁦@DonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩

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The Eagle knew KKKanklestein was on the Epstein List ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩

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Lord Farquaad, like KKKanklestein, is all for moving on from the Epstein Files and his micro-penis & focusing on Hillary’s emails ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩

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Congratulations to KKKanklestein who’s managed to appear in another ⁦@SouthPark⁩ ⁦@ComedyCentral⁩ classic. Nice!!! ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩ ⁦@VP⁩ Keep it up 🔍

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Every time you see KKKanklestein’s micro-penis on ⁦@SouthPark⁩ ⁦@ComedyCentral⁩

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Micro-🌮 ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩

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Micro-🌮 ⁦@SouthPark⁩ ⁦@ComedyCentral⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@VP⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩

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Release the Epstein Files KKKanklestein @realDonaldTrump ✨

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LIVE VIEW: The White House? She’s in her Golden Age ✨

Haters: “tHiS iS AI!!” 🤬
Her: “24K Magic in the aaairrrr 🎶”

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Release the Epstein Files KKKanklestein @realDonaldTrump

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

They came after the wrong man.

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The Streisand Effect💯 ⁦@DRUDGE⁩ ⁦@DonaldTrump⁩ ⁦⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@AGPamBondi⁩

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Smell like your Leader (you’d think that he could at least have bottled the smell of 🌮)

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🛋️ ⁦@VP⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩

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McDicktator Weekend ⁦@DonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@VP⁩

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🖕🏽

[JD Vance @JDVance]

For the far left rioters, some helpful advice; peaceful protest is good. Rioting and obstructing justice is not.

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Miller = “vile smear”

[JD Vance @JDVance]

An ABC journalist @TerryMoran posted this absolutely vile smear of Stephen Miller. It’s dripping with hatred. Remember that every time you watch ABC’s coverage of the Trump administration.

As it happens, I know Stephen quite well. And he’s motivated by love of country. He’s motivated by a fear that people like Terry Moran make rules that normal Americans have to follow, but well connected people don’t.

It’s why he fought so hard to get President Trump elected and why he works to hard to implement the agenda.

ABC should apologize to Stephen. What Terry posted is disgraceful.

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🌮’ing in DC

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TACO’about BS @realDonaldTrump

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📊 NEC’s Kevin Hassett brought the calculators
🇺🇸 @PressSec brought the plain English

Inside the One Big Beautiful Bill:
✅ No Tax on Overtime
✅ Slashing Taxes on Social Security
✅ No Interest Tax on American Cars
✅ Universal 401(k) from Birth
✅ Build a Factory, Write It Off