Pippy Dinglefitz

Goddamnit

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

Just a silly goose trapped in a flesh prison

[josh @joshypooper]

blastoise but instead of water it's diarrhea and his names asstoise

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

Dressing up as 2/3 the human centipede on Grindr and looking for a 3rd

[Raique #Galibã @RaiqueTavares]

FILMES DE TERROR ABSOLUTAMENTE ASSUSTADORES, e que você provavelmente ainda não viu

Essa não é uma lista de MELHORES filmes de terror, é uma lista de filmes do gênero que eu assisti, achei assustadores (e, claro, bons) e acredito que a maioria das pessoas não tenha visto

Então não me venham com "faltou o Iluminado, faltou o Exorcista, faltou Bebe de Rosemary", por favor, pois a proposta aqui é falar sobre filmes que não atingiram esse nível de popularidade

Enfim, segue a lista 👇

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

This is perfect

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Yeah nah we not beating the allegations.

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

@Brivzn

[danial @feeIcompIete]

silent hill monsters

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

Shopping for Halloween costume and need a vestigial twin cowboy costume and nearly ordered from my work’s Amazon account

[jordynn ♱. @basedtrannydoll]

@souljaraeee.

[Twink Supremacy @TwinkTeacup]

@BussyInspector I'd like to nominate TranimalCracker AKA RatHooker AKA a lot of diff names

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

They know how to create fun. 😂

[the livia @parsnop]

This has become such a crucial part of my vernacular

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Get in, we're making cursed Vances.

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

Note to self

[New York Post @nypost]

Teen who injected himself with crushed butterfly spent 7 agonizing days in the hospital before he died https://t.co/sDnifSfyp3

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

One of the few benefits of working in the service industry is that you occasionally just witness people peopling about. And I gotta say, whatever pipe this woman on this date was hoping this dude would lay, could not be worth him discussing deductibles on his car rental insurance

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

“And now that the horse back from the dead to rape the shit out of her”

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

We’re all born naked and the rest is crab

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

Which only now do I realize would just be how people die in their garages but sexier but definitely most of that centipede is dead.

[Pippy Dinglefitz @EatingisMurder]

Need a human centipede transformers cross over, exhaust to face