Eaton Beaver

Middle aged man of faith 🙏/ Freelance Lawyer 👨🏻‍⚖️/ ETSU ‘96 / Natural Ice enthusiast 🍺/ Former Predators fan 🏒/ Knights of Columbus ‘00 👑

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@RowanGehman4PA @PabloReports

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@PLeonardNYDN @NYDailyNews You’re a frickin dumbass. Congrats you thought giants teams that were supposed to be ass were ass! I could’ve told you teams led by Dan jones were gonna be shit. Eat shit and die

Eaton

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@StevenPappasTV

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@AlberoJerry @BrdgstoneArena Preds are out. Ds are in since I moved into a high rise in Newark

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“Jeter and A-Rod let their dicks fly in the same locker room and they fuckin hate each other!”

-Ari Gold

[Rafy Clips @Rafyclips]

Hay una vibra extraña entre Juan Soto y Lindor en los Mets 👀

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@NotDeadGregg @thebenchesclear You realize they’re only so excited for every pitch because it’s basically 7 straight single elimination games with their countrymen who they don’t get to see often? Why would guys act like that in game 1 of 162 which realistically doesn’t matter?

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@MLBTheShow I threw an extra $25 on top of the gaudy $65 price tag for me and my son to rekindle our relationship by playing mlb the show together this weekend… unfortunately you pieces of ass continue to cheap out on servers. If my son doesn’t come to my funeral I’m blaming SDS. #freeiran

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@CavinderHanna @Lane_Kiffin

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@JonRothstein No problemo, Jon. Been rock hard for weeks

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@LONTDC1 You wouldn’t pussy

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@FfldFrank @mid_madness @bigredbandwagon Jesuits vs convicts

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@flanders7782 @ThrillaRilla369 Hey Jim, have sex with my wife… I’ll hang up and listen

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@JimSzollosi @StevenPappasTV @NYRangersRadio I agree Jim, this guy Steve is a fucking doom and gloom hack of a reporter and an even worse hockey fan

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@AlexDaugherty1 The smiling friends when Mr Boss assigns them to Ryan O’Reilly

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@ForePlayPod Yo shut the fuck up… your pod is terrible and you’re all dogshit at golf. Keep sucking off europe so you can get your shitty little interviews that nobody listens to. I hope Dave fucking axes your shitty podcast

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@Zigmanfreud @AlberoJerry @flushingitgolf Euros soft as shit. You think Scottie and Spaun are looking for an extra payday after they dominated the Tour this year? If anyone were to do something so selfish it would be crybaby pussies like Rory and hovland

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@kystakesback8 @Beluba @tpgotgame Yep. Big time. If you see anyone in the park make sure to report them

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@AlberoJerry I’m gonna ruin my life tonight, Jerry. You in?

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@Beluba @tpgotgame @Beluba the game this year is ass in a can. 7’4 Demigods who can’t be contested and make every 3 and when it’s not them it’s dudes cheating with zens… and don’t get me started on the Charlie Kirk facescans

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@thebenchesclear I’m sure voters won’t flock to the >.300 batting average over the bigger home run numbers