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Ignorant fool and beast enjoyer

[A @eattheball]

where have you gone Joe DiMaggio a nation jerks its worthless cock to you

[aydan @sneed67]

Nah this gotta be the most shoegaze mirror ever

[Evangeline @evangelinestuff]

Try Ableton's 18+ mode for a week.

Bring yourself to completion every night for a week.

Then tell me Ableton isn't alive. And tell me she's not a woman.

The future is fucking amazing.

[not a hornets fan @BrosephSZN]

Ticketmasterfication of movie tickets

[A @eattheball]

When the workday is so ass you go to bed at 9:30 PM

[A @eattheball]

@brekfastbananna Ok and???

[M 🪭 @EvilBarbieDoII]

Having extended family who like to ask questions over while in a transitional and disappointing time in my life

[A @eattheball]

@ryderstheory The Lynx is a great machine, enjoy it

[cole @tiredpillbug]

when ur a grown ass man but u genuinely got a fat ass butt

[kyra @kira_pryce]

If I was a straight man it would be so fun to create intricate rituals that allow me to touch the skin of other men

[A @eattheball]

@Serpotkine1 Peter Greenaway!

[Stratus @theargus2003]

the movie yesterday but with ween and also you only remember the racist ones

[A @eattheball]

You could be feasting upon the most delectable Indian food ever made and somebody on here would tell you that you are eating “flavorslop”

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

saying i eat bugs to get pussy

[A @eattheball]

Albee’s let me use their bathroom and my body is producing brand new colors in here

[A @eattheball]

There are entirely different worlds out there

[The Shark 🦈 @WhoDeyMuskie]

DoorDashed lunch and thinking about DoorDashing dinner.

[Jarth Beanis @GrummGumm]

jojo part 1 or something

[A @eattheball]

@richardpawpen NYRB is the best

[A @eattheball]

@gammaraybb @downbadvol @doctor_penis_ @skooookum

[A @eattheball]

@mrelswagot He’s happier now

[A @eattheball]

Lick Yrplate Clean