Austin McLemore

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

When your girl says her parents aren’t home but there’s a pandemic going on

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

Can you make one that says “shut the fuck up, I already told your ass 3 times, I’m not repeating myself”

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@tmalikross96

[Andrew Feeley @AJFeeley]

@HailStateFB

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@mckinnonskeen

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@tmalikross96 👀👀

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

I guess I am a cat🤷🏻‍♂️

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Cats show you their buttholes as a way of saying they're comfortable with you.

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

MS state football Twitter been real quiet lately 👀👀👀 @tmalikross96 @mckinnonskeen

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

I use that excuse too

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Cold weather can shrink the Eiffel Tower by up to six inches.

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

Was just checking to see if @SEC would review my math to get it right this time??? After future review it’s 2.5 million pennies. Thanks for stopping to get it right 👍💰🔥

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

I can’t wait to move to Cuba!!! 🇨🇺

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Penis enlargement surgeries are free in Cuba.

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@tmalikross96

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

So does urs😒😒

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Uranus smells like farts.

The planet has clouds made of hydrogen sulfide, one of the gasses responsible for smelly flatus.

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@colbyyburtonn

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Then I remember it was the beer belly and my knowledge of 60's yodeling music that wooed her.

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@colbyyburtonn is a callipygian😫😫🤤🤤🤤🍑

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

Gone but not forgotten!

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@CoachCanoy

[Max Godby @OhMyGodby64]

I demand a public apology from every coach I’ve ever had...

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@Genn1995 @bigdaddywooten

[Austin McLemore @Eazy_Mac74]

@tmalikross96 Ayyyy, you know I’ll line you up👀👀

[Brad Logan @BradLoganTOC]

Wherever you are, David Johnson and his family need your thoughts. Your prayers. The medical team and support staff, you are wrapped in prayer for our friend who needs them.
Isaiah 53:3-7