Eazy E

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

shit, we used to play basketball with rocks.

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Me: Really need 8 hours to function.
Baby: Best I can do is 2.
Me: How about 6?
Baby: Really trying to around 2. 3 hours take it or leave it.
Me: *considering leave it*
Me: Meet me in the middle? 4.5 ?
Baby: Deal! Let's go do some paperwork. @GoldSilverPawn #dadlife

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Does anyone know when avocados were invented? Cuz they didn't have them when I was growing up 🤔

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Roll somethin. read somethin. Learning new shit is always cooler than it sounds

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Drop a gear and dissappear ✌

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Some people will pull their grenade pin and and expect you to play hot potato. Misery loves company...

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

@Tip Thanks

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Please excuse my dear aunt Sally, she has IBS...

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Never forget, you used to have your momma record Power Rangers on the vhs while you were at school...

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

I never see my dog eat her food but it's always gone...

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

I need it

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Fiesta at shmeds

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

@jennaaa_cote fuck I slept innn

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

@caseystuddard that's my girl :)

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

All the other kids with those fuck up kicks

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Don't feel good but my trigger happy

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Just found out my great grandfather was kidnapped and murdered my joseph stalin
#historylesson

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

Hoe whatchu leanin on , double cup my styrofoam~

[Eazy E @EazzyStreet]

I be dripping so much sauce, got bitches ready to lick it off~