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*scratches his head does his best James Dean*

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So now that it’s been over a year since I’ve been on Twitter, do I start over or just hop right back on?

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What is it like to be an accounting major? Spending an hour on simply setting up a chart to answer one part of question one.

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Why does it take a year for the prts door to open.

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Kit kats and coffee. Aka breakfast of champs

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What happened to my sleep.

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Really craving some Laugh potato soup right now

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@Bad_Luck_Ryan__ is the door with the confederate flags yours?

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I'd kill for some mini m&ms right now

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I get a brew and gold sausage biscuit every morning and I don't care.

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I didn't realize how much I'd miss playing today.

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@_LeBronJamie_ where is life

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Wait my sister is getting married tomorrow what

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I'm dangling above the ocean yet I still feel like drowning. I don't understand.

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I'm so lucky I found Katie.

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I've spent $600 on textbooks I've only used twice. Thanks college.

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@andrewspellman_ I'm just tired of watching them get Shit on year after year.

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@andrewspellman_ like they'd ever do that for them. I mean, don't get me wrong. Itd be super nice. Those kids would be super grateful.

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@andrewspellman_ it's pretty much a hill. And then they'd bitch about how the band was talking up more parking spots. It's a mess.

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@andrewspellman_ see what I thought they could do is use the money from painting the lot to buy some flat land for the band to practice on.

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I was getting ready to leave cafe evansdale for class but van Halen started playing so I sat back down.