Ebdain Ahriman

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

@Kandrel Too late. It has already consumed me

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

Never thought I'd be doing this again, but here we are...

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

@barclayr2000 Yarp.

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

@graveyardgreg Everquest 1, in all of its 20 year old glory.

[Satan @s8n]

Get out of church you traitors

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

@Foz_da_Mouse Let's just hope this isn't your surgeon.

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

I can think of a few exceptions to this.

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

@TgerFoxmark @Tigjah Until the union maintenance guys try to have you fired for doing their job. Yes, this happened to a friend of mine.

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

@NovaD0g I think this was a puzzle solution in one of the Monkey Island games.

[Satan @s8n]

Relationship status:

⚪ Single
⚪ Taken
🔘 Saving myself for Satan

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

@BoozyBadger How is this different from most of your weekends?

[Satan @s8n]

The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell and I sure as Hell ain't climbing no stairs.

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

@DragonRift No Odyssey2. Shame.

[Satan @s8n]

If I need consent to enter someone then so do you.

[Mike Toole @MichaelToole]

Incorrect - 'ghosting' is when a prospective employer has you submit a resume and cover letter, then fill out an online application with all the same details, answer a quiz, do a phone interview, a 1-hour in-person, a 4-hour second interview... then you never hear from them again

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

Nothing like starting the day with a paper cut while counting cash.

[Death Wish Coffee Co. @DeathWishCoffee]

That's all I'm asking for

[Ebdain Ahriman @Ebdain]

I think I might have to take the house internet router down for maintenance tonight. 11:59PM should do fine, I think.

[Satan @s8n]

The best seat in hell is reserved for whoever said :

why do people think Jesus is coming back, he was nailed to a cross not a boomerang

[Ninteudo of America @NinteudoAmerica]

Due to recent events, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has been delayed to Spring of 2019. Thank you for your cooperation.