Ebi-2yce

A God In The Kitchen

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@marvelnsa @General_Somto @dastreetking

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@Chaiirlady @jon_d_doe Person when join X this June.

Na catfish be this one naa.

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

Ima n'imalu mma, eh -ima n'imalu mma

Nobody ugly o.

Okwa ego na akpali madu, Vicky

Na so e just be🫰

[Victory Handy 👡 @famous_vic60115]

Nobody is ugly.

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@Ifyvalerie @ChuksEricE Your foolishness grows like grass.

No hope for redemption

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@omoiyaakeem Art - nibo.

This is a landwhale

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

I remember when hausa women dey kill their husband for sleep that year.

Na so I wake up, to see madam dey look me, while I was asleep 🥱

Why she deh look me, I dunno.

Then I saw my phone with her, she saw where I told a lady we go see this week. That's all.

She thought otherwise base on my past doings.

I instantly told her not to kee me via sleep oo.

I pointed to her, see the kids oo.

Consider them oo.

She burst laugh 😂 and told me to calm down.

I no gree calm down oo.

I go the other room, lock myself inside there.

I was sleeping in that room for over a week, until she convinced me otherwise.

Then I returned to our room.

Women can kee, if they want.

Woman when dey cook your food.

They know what time you go out and what time you come in.

As a married man, your life dey your wife hand.

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

I remember when hausa women dey kill their husband for sleep that year.

Na so I wake up, to see madam dey look me, while I was asleep 🥱

Why she deh look me, I dunno.

Then I saw my phone with her, she saw where I told a lady we go see this week. That's all.

She thought otherwise base on my past doings.

I instantly told her not to kee me via sleep oo.

I pointed to her, see the kids oo.

Consider these children ooo.

She burst laugh 😂 and told me to calm down.

I no gree calm down oo.

I go the other room, lock myself inside there.

I was sleeping in that room for over a week, until she convinced me otherwise.

Then I returned to our room.

Women can kee, if they want.

Woman when dey cook your food.

They know what town you go out and what time you come in.

As a married man, your life dey your wife hand.

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@Girl_Divass @jon_d_doe This i go do my own back mindset, will be your end, before you start.

No be curse 🚫

I hope men see this and be careful, before keeping you as a wife.

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

Nothing goes unpaid for.

And the price is not always money.

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnd]

Eat banana, eggs, watermelon, avocado, pineapple, dates and drink tigernuts.

Do this for 15 days and watch your sperm become thicker, your Testosterone levels improve, your gain healthy weight with natural strength and stamina.🍉🍌🍍🥑💪

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnd]

Bro to bro,

If you're sexually active, especially skin to skin sexual contact, do these tests at least once every year:

-HIV
-Hepatitis B and C
-Chlamydia
-Gonorrhoea
-Syphilis

Test more often if you have more than 1 partner. And test whenever you have a new one.

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@Wizarab10 These creatures will blame not just men but God too for their self destruction

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@neo_officialll A woman is a woman first before she's anything else.

Including our mothers and sister

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@OneModupe You sabi this Ai thing finish.

Yowa 😂

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@Wizarab10 Thats how the average 234 Komodo dragons thinks 🤔

[İnternetten Verim Alma Rehberi @KaliteliKullan]

Fark etmeseniz bile size büyük faydası olacak, kegel egzersizi👇

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

Someone is enjoying his peace and you thinking shit 😂

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Heartbreaking: The legendary Tom Brady was seen all alone riding his $20 million mega yacht around Miami.

Brady is currently single, and his children live with his ex-wife, Gisele Bündchen, and her husband, Joaquim Valente.

Money doesn't equal happiness 😔💔

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@OnyChr2020 Very nonsense thing to do

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

@DanielRegha @dastreetking

[Ebi-2yce @Ebi2yce]

You better go somewhere on the mainland, and start from there.

[5STAR💈 @5starbarber_1]

Yoo Lagosians🙋‍♂️
I just finished UNI, and I’m never going back to my parents’ house. It’s time to get my own place.

My budget is 200k–300k. I only need a 1-bedroom apartment on the Island.

House agents in the house, abeg help a brother out🙏