Ethan

you will like my tweets

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

The beach is awesome you can swim to Europe or dig to China if you wanted

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

If this CVS employee doesn’t come unlock the body wash for me rn imma blow my shit smoove off

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

Just one shot the pec dec right after bench #goldscar

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

White people be like: it actually charges faster if you turn off low power mode

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

@0atmealShaq I think I’m shadowbanned. Everyone go like my tweets

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

Waiting for my food at a takeout place, guy who just ordered goes, “do uh you guys have like water”. Jesus man.

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

I think it needs to be 100 degrees out for the women of New York City to take off their long wool coats

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

Had a bunch of late night McDonald’s last night and my pee was neon green this morning

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

@0atmealShaq @BonorMcM I find this whole situation very confusing and frustrating

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

@0atmealShaq Eat dirt shaq

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

Sweating and out of breath from changing sheets #chudlife

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

I think I’m shadowbanned

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

The way I see it I have two options this morning: go to Trader Joe’s or kill myself

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl drinking a Powerade in my life

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

S is sneaky late in alphabetical order

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

Yeah just going to the gym and then grocery shopping cuz my life fucking sucks

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

I know my tweets haven’t been great lately, but the death threats are a little unnecessary guys

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

Being a dude ain’t easy. I was wearing a plain white shirt and bro asked “nice shirt, where did you get it”? Brother was starvin!

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

I think my girlfriends cat wants to skin me alive

[Ethan @Ebitar908]

They r called cookies cuz you cook them