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Exhausted adult.

[É @Ebuka__N]

When the patient dog waits for the fattest bone only to be given head of fish. <<<<<<

[É @Ebuka__N]

Woke up missing my dad a little bit more today so, in his memory, I shall be jamming to Oliver De Coque’s Greatest Hits.

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

Our anniversary yesterday. Booked us a nice table at a cute place. Really was such a special night 🙏

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Daniel @General_D__]

please don’t disrespect bordelas that locked in after scoring an early goal against a division 3 side in Spain. Arteta ke

[Lindsay @lindsay__stamp]

Mid career burnout is a real thing and after working in corporate for 10+ years, I totally understand why some people quit and go work as a barista

[É @Ebuka__N]

One thing I love about people abroad is how handy a lot of them are. The way they fix things & put some of the most complex stuff together will never not amaze me.

[É @Ebuka__N]

Not when YouTube still exists.

[ife mi @NisforNora]

Would you pay $1500 USD, for someone’s mentorship to teach you how to invest?

[É @Ebuka__N]

One double Chickwizz plus 2 small pieces of chicken going for nine thousand Nigerian naira is insane.

[É @Ebuka__N]

I take this back lmao. I have zero regrets staying awake to finish it on a work day.

[É @Ebuka__N]

Beef is such an amazing show LMAO.

[É @Ebuka__N]

Yeah. Season 2 was really underwhelming.

[É @Ebuka__N]

The person owing me for almost 2 years has been airing my texts & updating his WhatsApp status. I’m too stunned to reach out even.

[É @Ebuka__N]

Borrowing money & not paying back (as at when due) without proper communication to your debtor is proper bottom-barrel shameless behavior.

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>

[É @Ebuka__N]

😂😂😂

[lalo @haywanklb]

you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” brother fuck you and the gym

[É @Ebuka__N]

Scenes when Arsenal somehow manage to bottle the league plus UCL, ending their ‘fantastic’ season without a trophy & Chelsea somehow end up winning the FA Cup.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

worth a shot

[É @Ebuka__N]

Emefiele was a terrible CBN governor & that’s even putting it lightly. He & his cohorts concluded AbokiFX website was one of the major reasons why FCY rates were soaring that year & closed the site. I really hope he’s having a really horrible day wherever he is.

[É @Ebuka__N]

Twitter for AbokiFX is so stressful.

[PeaceOfMind🌴🌿 @PeacefulNaturre]

A gardener wants to charge £50(93k) just to cut the grass in my garden.

As a Lagos man, I step out start cutting my grass 😂

[É @Ebuka__N]

LMFAO. Super ex for a reason.

[𝗱𝘂𝗯𝗲𝗺 @chii_dubem]

“my ex used to send me monthly allo-”

[É @Ebuka__N]

The only activity sweeter than eating Sunday rice is observing that trance-inducing Sunday afternoon nap after church where you wake up by 3pm.