Lucas Miller

PR | Writer | Founder | @Ch_JesusChrist

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

Primary choirs shouldn't sing at General Conference.

[Nathan Howe @natehowe]

What's a church music opinion that will have you like this?

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

I'll do anything to get away from Walton Goggins.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

I will go anywhere ...
I will do anything ...
I will meet with anyone ...

To get BetterHelp to stop force-feeding me YouTube ads.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

Still alive.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

Thanksgiving is made up exclusively of nursing-home food.

It's all "mush."

Not for me.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

Chewing raw carrots is an exercise in patience.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

@CLEfan1213 @GreenSplatter Thanks!

(and don't I know it)

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

@CLEfan1213 @GreenSplatter No worries!

They're two 👍

So not much disc golf ...

Yet.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

There's nothing special about Grandma Sycamore's bread.

Prepared to die on this hill.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

I need less Taylor Swift on the timeline.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

Professional cycling goes hard.

[Le Gruppetto @LeGruppetto]

Après sa chute lors du chrono des championnats d'Europe, Stefan Küng souffre de deux fractures à la main, d'une fissure à la pommette et d'une commotion cérébrale. Le Suisse ne prendra pas le départ du relais mixte et devrait mettre un terme à sa saison selon le Het Nieuwsblad.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

This is absolutely brilliant.

[Zac @OchoZaco]

September 11, 1996: The day Spanish Fork accidentally booked a Rage Against The Machine concert thinking it was a monster truck rally. I was there. I randomly just uncovered the local news story and it’s great

[Dan Martin @DanMartin86]

Have been thinking about the whole TJV vuelta situation and it feels like insecurities in team hierarchy surfacing from 2 egos wanting to keep their loyal helper in his place. And the nice guy being too nice to complain just, gets on with it.

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

Bryson Stott is using a pencil bat ✏️

[Braden @BradenDisguised]

THE PROPHET OF THE RESTORATION

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

What do women want?

Dresses with pockets.

That about sums it up.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

"Music & the Spoken Word" needs WAY fewer organ solos.

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

@heathriel @LiveActionGame1 @VitalVegas @LasVegasLocally @FOX5Vegas This looks like it could've turned ugly ...

Was going to ask who won, but it's already been asked!

Must've been a blast 😀

[Lucas Miller @EchelonCopy]

Russell Westbrook's redemption with a fanbase in Utah that so passionately hates his guys is a story that demands writing. As an OKC guy, trust me: It will take SLC peeps all of 5 minutes to fall head-over-heels for him ...

Zero expectations. Turn him loose ...

It's a win-win.