WTF. What am I even doing here?
A quick travel report from the parallel universe called “my life” – all in just TWO months:
– Moved house.
– Casually launched a decluttering & moving company (because why not start a furniture empire mid-chaos?).
– Meanwhile: micronation in the making. Currency? Mine. Values? Radical. Purpose? Crystal clear.
– Created my own coin, designed an app, and politely steamrolled a few institutions with my vision.
– Exorcised mold from the apartment – armed with vinegar and pure spite.
– Deconstructed nutrition: “Food is killing us” – coming soon as a TED Talk.
– Sorted stamps, caressed antiques, held deep inner debates with long-dead emperors.
– Wiped and rebooted my entire worldview – it now runs on Darkmode + Upgrade.
– 15 apartment viewings. 6 doctor visits. 4 hours of work daily (for fun, basically).
– Took care of retirement bureaucracy for Daniel’s dad, drafted a political party, reinvented wealth tax (Marx claps in spectral approval).
– Designed a children’s coloring book (currently being held hostage by my own perfectionism).
– Opened an Etsy shop, obviously.
And then I thought:
What’s missing? Oh yeah – a brothel.
Yep. Seriously considered opening an energetically-charged brothel / consciousness cult / shadow playground.
Complete with sigils, masks, trauma integration and a cocktail menu.
Working title: “Cliff of Lust – Please Hold Tight.”
Did I lose my mind?
Nope. I repurposed it.
In just two months.
#NoLimits #EtsyShopOwner #ThinkBig #LifeChanging #VisionOverInstitution
#NoPlanJustPower #MarxApproved #life #coin #money #rich
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