Ed Van Ballochs

I’m the last of the line of Ballochs. My dad the big Ballochs, his father the Top Ballochs. Pet is the Dogs Ballochs. I talk Ballochs.

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Starmer allowing pubs to be open till 5am on Monday morning is a great idea. But he should go one further and make it mandatory that everyone to carry and wave an England flag when in a public place too!
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@politicsastar GB news Breakfast recently won the TRIC award for the best news programme - looks like Nandy doesn't want to hear the truth.

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Patrick Christies has a cushy job. He works 45 in 3 weeks then has a week off!
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Tuned in, saw cloth ears, turned off. #Gbnews @GBNEWS

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@PatrickChristys So when you commit an act of violence and assault someone and the police come to arrest you, you can just fight them as well and get away with it! It sends out a very bad message to the British public.

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Nice to see Katherine Forster bought some hair laquor! #Gbnews @GBNEWS

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Ellie, a snakebite alcoholic drink, is a mix of half a lager and half a cider. #Gbnews @GBNEWS

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@PeterTatchell @ZackPolanski The old 'I'm gay' line again. Nobody wants to know who he sleeps with. The fact that he's an incompetent fool is the real concern!

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@piersmorgan When Kier says "Jump" the others do the double Dutch skip along!

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@13thschizoidman @Darls_Chickens @LeoKearse @labourlewis I hate to disappoint you but he was right! Only 2p out!

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@Darls_Chickens @GBNEWS Ellie is very creepy, especially the colour match thing with Stevie boy! It's like she obsessed with him. #Gbnews.

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Looney Michael Prick boasts he's going to join the protests against Trump. It's an invitation from King charles. It's not very patriotic. Says it all. #gbnews @GBNEWS

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Rocky Stadlen looks rattled. He's brought the Nazis into the conversation and also islamaphobia. He's already losing the argument. #gbnews @GBNEWS

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Fahima Mahomed only ever calls people racist. It's her one and only argument. #gbnews @GBNEWS

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@thebiggis As any fule kno

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Stadlen looks like he's losing his rag. He doesn't like it when the country stands up against his lefty nonsense #gbnews @GBNEWS

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@ShivaniRaja_LE Leicester Caribbean carnival at its peak in the 90's drew over 100k people. Leicester city Council didn't care and withdrew the funding to allocate it to Diwali, (which drew only 55k) and other festivals like Vaz's disastrous mango festival. Soulsby should be held to account.

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Len Goodman impersonator Peter Bleksley always speaks what he feels from the heart! "SEVEN!" @GBNEWS #gbnews @PeterBleksley

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@Dr___H___Lekter Nonsense

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Can someone nudge mad looney Greek Stella, a summer house doesn't cost £800,000 #gbnews @GBNEWS