Splooge

I'm very average at just about everything. MMU.

[Splooge @EdCooper10]

Annoyed at myself that I missed my lecture tomorrow #whyulikethis

[Splooge @EdCooper10]

Rate a good gif

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The very definition of brotherly love from Ali to Jonny Brownlee ❤️.

Unbelievable! https://t.co/O5qTi8PDbn https://t.co/GwxpyQtiLS

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just got a tin opener out of the draw to open a can of soup but the tin has a ring pull on it. I didn't need the tin opener after all.

[99 Souls @99SoulsOfficial]

Hey @Deliveroo, do you deliver petrol? Cos we're in the middle of Devon and kind of don't have any

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

So what if I like drawing little hearts around @RealHughJackman's name. I can't be gangsta every second of the day.

[Splooge @EdCooper10]

@bertie_george 'corners are an underrated market'

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Good week away 👍🏾

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Giant Pandas are no longer classified as endangered species. This guy looks happy! https://t.co/wnJv03pTvv

[Splooge @EdCooper10]

@krristabennett grease you wombat

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Highlight of the weekend's football here in the Scottish Challenge Cup (video by @Unbelievables_ ) https://t.co/RmNwX8drIV

[Splooge @EdCooper10]

@georginarbx Wow super cool!

[Splooge @EdCooper10]

Mary Berry just said "yes i'd like to eat some ginger carpet" #GBBO #MaryBerryIsAGingerRugMuncher

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

Best bit in Ex on the Beach.. All the girls who have been shagged call all the other girls slags

Seems legit😂😝