Edward Garner

Now retired from hugely enjoyable role as Communications Director, Kantar Worldpanel. Didn't you used to be Edward Garner?

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Popular comparisons in the media: London Buses for length, Olympic swimming pools for volume, Nelson's Column for height. I now propose HS2 for spend - thus the UK grocery market (at £200bn) is two HS2s.

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Grey drizzle plus a Rachel Reeves speech on the radio. Sometimes the stars align.

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Supper's late!

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

'Garage in constant use'

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

@British_Airways Still can't check-in using the app. Is the technical issue resolved yet?

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

@British_Airways Online checkin not working "Sorry there is a problem" . Any ideas?

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Brilliant mis-translation. Should mean "Do not leave the path".

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Maybe Trump is a Soviet agent since he is doing his utmost to gift access to Ukraine's mineral rights to Putin

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Starmer obvs. Autocorrect hasn't learnt yet.

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Starter preening himself thus morning for making "tough decisions." So he hits pensioners but ducks getting any productivity improvements from train drivers.

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Pensioners lose a winter fuel subsidy whilst highly paid train drivers get a large pay increase
What is Socialism exactly?

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Oasis have monetised Sulk

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Sun's out so here's the drill. Car windows down, sound system to max. With baseball cap on and mouth open, you're good to go.

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

In Penzance there are 4 supermarket petrol stations - Sainsbury’s, Tesco, Morrisons and Asda. Asda is the most expensive (+4p per litre). It didn’t used to be like that when Asda were price leaders.

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Oh no! What's the Pope done now.

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Staying in a castle where, instead of drawing the curtains, I have to open the gun ports. @landmarktrust

[Abdel 🐝 🦋🦊 🐾 @bakrim2000]

1. Lots of wildflowers coming through, spring is in the air. What a lovely day!
#walking👣#Cornwall

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

I'm going to be in a real quandary at the General Election unless Gary Lineker tells me how to vote,

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Currys have just offered me 3 years support for £270 for a tablet which cost £119. Brilliant!

[Edward Garner @EdGarner]

Same here too

[Steve Dresser @dresserman]

Smart meter (Gas) had seemingly stopped sending readings to Eon. Last one was November 20th.