Edward Gorey

doomed to always be miserable because I root for Philly professional teams and Texas Longhorns college teams.

[Alex Monahan @Amonahan]

Crying after a reg season win?

Wemby is so good for the league man

[Justin Talks Hoops @J_Talks_Hoops]

If Anthony Edwards came out and said “we are not taking the court until ICE is out of our state” he would be the most beloved athlete since Muhammad Ali

[Franzke & LA @FranzkeLA]

DOMBROWSKI (returning from grocery store with two slices of bread, buttermilk and a toy shovel from a child’s beach set):

I’m happy with our snow prep. I really am

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

Me knowing Tanner McKee is going to ball out Sunday but then have to deal with clickbait failed athletes post about a QB controversy right before the playoffs

[Real Talk With MJ @RealTaIkWithMJ1]

Adoree Jackson is living proof that if you do your job and ball out Philly will put their arms around you

Ben Simmons should’ve took notes

[👨🏼‍🦲Jeff✌🏼☝🏼🖐🏼 @Philly_Bul215]

The biggest threat to the Eagles in the NFC are the Philadelphia Eagles

[Edward Gorey @EdGoreySports]

@denizselman33 Snap on the first punt was rough but then they were all near perfect. Elliot’s missed FG certainly wasn’t due to the snap.

[Ian @ianfromphilly]

if I wanted to watch a bunch of mopey millionaire athletes underperform I'd simply watch the Phillies

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

Talking shit all week only for my quarterback to somehow have an interception and a fumble in the same play

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

XAVIER GIPSON IS OFF MY FOOTBALL TEAM.

[Andre Iguodala's Burner @iKlayThompson]

this might be my worst tweet ever

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

His fall off:

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

2021 we had the flower speech

2024 we had the Sirianni buzz cut

2025 we have the Vibes bunny

[Edward Gorey @EdGoreySports]

I don’t want to hear about Drew Allar being good anymore. Dude was nearly a bum all night.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

First you tried to take the tush push and failed. Now you attempt to take our nicknames and you will fail again

[ger🌭 @gerawaycar]

Currently in this stage

[shamus @shamus_clancy]

The Eagles’ two “genius” coaches this century won nothing, learned absolutely nothing from from their mistakes and compounded them, while their two “doofus” coaches had unwavering emotional capabilities that brought parades. It should change how everyone views “smart” coaches.

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

I swear if you asshats @espn try to force Stephen A into this I will Jan 6 that studio

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

I’m actually sad that the Daniel Jones era is over for the Giants

We’ll cherish these memories forever 💚

[Football @BostonConnr]

The cheese grater hat is elite shit talk