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The first tweet was in 150,000,000 BC.

[Ed @EdKirk]

@DairyQueen Why does DQ constantly destroy extant historic Americana sites? These places should be protected proudly, and probably also by law. Literally nobody wants this! https://t.co/Aus4wojYD4

[Brian Munoz @brianmmunoz]

Sad day in Southern Illinois: The historic @DairyQueen location in #CarbondaleIL has had its franchise license pulled by corporate as DQ pushes its "Next Gen Design."

Decades of @SIUC alumni will remember the iconic ice cream shop, whose owner has vowed to reopen independently.

[Ed @EdKirk]

@Amtrak Hey, when are the cancelations out of Chicago going to be over? I still gotta get where I'm going and no human has talked to me yet. What's to day the next train won't be canceled, too???

[Ed @EdKirk]

@i_yam_cass Well that makes two of us then. I have no helpful advice, good luuuuuuck!

[Ed @EdKirk]

@FartSandwich Zero, because you can't have negative cats.

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@FartSandwich My condolences, man. That's pretty horrible.

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@FartSandwich Holy fuck, what?! Hand to the devil, I swear I thought you were on a trip abroad. Christkindlemarket has *seen* me. I do not stand a chance now.

[Ed @EdKirk]

@FartSandwich Holy shit, this looks incredible.

[New York Post @nypost]

Bat named 'Bird of the Year 2021' in controversial decision https://t.co/7kAemnXz6W

[Bad Science @baaaadscience]

It is impossible to compare the suffering a pie feels to the suffering a croissant feels.

[Ed @EdKirk]

@DaneYoshida CORRECT CHOICE! 😆

[Bad Science @baaaadscience]

A heart is a unit of distance.

[Bad Science @baaaadscience]

A lifetime is a unit of measurement.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

favorite saltwater crocodile features

1) largest bite force on earth
2) jazz hands

[Ed @EdKirk]

@LaLaLauren I’m stealing this, thank you.

[Ed @EdKirk]

@bclytn Nice

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@MattYoungblood I dunno. I know they’re shitty too. Hypocrisy and corruption are rampant. But we already have an alternative in the Green Party. If that was the answer, why aren’t they sweeping the blue states?

[Ed @EdKirk]

@MattYoungblood The few positive things they did accomplished being due to shifts in public opinion makes sense to me. It seems reasonable that that’s where their ability to make bold moves comes from- thinking it has enough support to enact. What’s the alternative to that?