Ed Kretzschmar

Sr. Principal Manufacturing Engineer . Plastics, molding, and designing new technologies. Life time Longhorn. HOOK 'EM!!

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

Bring back Swindell and Moreland

[David Eckert @davideckert98]

The Texas vs Oregon super regional will get ESPN's lead men's CWS broadcast crew, per release. Karl Ravech, Kyle Peterson and Chris Burke will be on the call.

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

Why would Texas schedule tech since we have a54-18 record against them when Texas has the toughest schedule in ncaa. Seems stupid to reduce our sos to accommodate techs tortillas tossing bands of idiots

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Tech trying to make Texas break scheduling rules so they can get some cheers on social media when they have the weakest schedule in cfb and Texas has the hardest.

Interesting.

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

@CoachMackBrown My mom is smiling down from heaven also. You might remember her she crocheted a longhorn throw for you back in the early 2000. You placed it in your office
Her name was Leona Sledge. She was so excited that you had sent her a hand written thank you. Thank you

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

This are amazing trucks.. but they're so fugly

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

@libsoftiktok The Left is so stupid. 😂😂😂

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

Topo Chico and mio flavoring. Orange vanilla is my Fav

[mvztxn @mvztxn]

Water.
If I feel the need for a pick-me-up, I’ll grab a coffee.
If I want the fizz, I’ll drink an “1877”/ Topo Chico or a Waterloo(if I want flavor).

I don’t miss the sugar or gross aftertaste of the cokes.

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

OK, so I have a question. If it doesn't matter your race, gender, Veteran status, or disability to get a job, WHY DOES EVERY! APPLICATION ASK THESE QUESTIONS!!! Seem asinine to me. Just saying.

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

@RojelioDeTejas @HookEm_Sports Amen

[Roger Hodges @RojelioDeTejas]

@HookEm_Sports Yeah. This I just awful.

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

All of these and, writing a letter in cursive, big fat pencil in kindergarten,
Open containers, as long as your weren't drunk. Ashtrays in every car

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

6 for me!!….I feel confident nobody
Has all 20!!

How many for you?

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

When the doctor cuts your balls off but give you some really good shit....

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

More coffee?

[Texas Longhorn Fan Battle Podcast @LHFanBattle]

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[Sir_Charlsss Unchained! @Sir_Charlsss]

Stopping sin is only half way. True repentance is turning from sin and to God, and confessing, “Lord, I can’t fix myself. I need You to change me.”

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

Skipper fault! Gilligan was the faithful crew

[American Values 🇺🇸 @AVGirl4Life]

If you know what show this picture is from, I will follow you.

[Front Range Physical Education @FrontRangePE]

@kyleumlang Damn that’s pretty desperate for OU Texas week. Not the in depth take I am use to seeing from you. ;)

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

Dicker the kicker right before the walk of field goal. " nods"

[Nima Khazei @HornsNRedDevils]

Let's hear it Longhorns fans. Your favorite Texas v OU (red river shootout) moment. I'll start Jordan Shipley kickoff return touchdown vs OU 2008.

[Nima Khazei @HornsNRedDevils]

Let's hear it Longhorns fans. Your favorite Texas v OU (red river shootout) moment. I'll start Jordan Shipley kickoff return touchdown vs OU 2008.

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

Give Gibson the ball 20 or 30 times. See what happens

[shannon mauldin 🤘🇺🇸 @ShannonMauldin]

@corey_blayne @NashTalksTexas When is Baxter back?

[Ed Kretzschmar @EdKretzschmar]

@espn YOU SUCK!!!

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Who yall got ?