If you ever see me sharing my "wisdom" in tweets or talking about what a good person I am while pretending I am not talking about what a good person I am on here, that is your cue to alert the authorities that something is wrong and I should be considered in danger.
Dear @AMCTheatres : Absolutely no one wants to watch that Nicole Kidman talk about theaters before the movie. Every time you can hear a collective groan in the theater when it comes on. Make it stop. Please?