Ed Peate

The Herald of Sin 🍊🍊🍊

[🤹🏻‍♂️ @Verzion74]

The face that launched a thousand chips

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

Is there a red button for crying Argentinian kids in the stands?

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

England went 1-0 up and Southgate’s waistcoat started calling to Tuchel like the Green Goblin mask

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Governor of the Falkland Islands has lit up his house in England colours ahead of tonight's match against Argentina

[Rook_art 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚔️ @rookart44]

The Berserker at Stamford bridge and the lone Saxon who defeated him.

[The Inbetweeners Fans @InbetweenrsFans]

Harry Kane’s post match interview last night 😆

[Adam Sutherland @AdamSants_]

Argentina really do make heavy work of small Atlantic islands.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[OL @oliibrs]

Not looking forward to when it’s my turn to either be Prime Minister, manage Watford or marry Katie Price

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

To produce one larger than life all-rounder with off-the-field behaviour issues capable of singlehandedly dragging his team to victory against all the odds is one thing, but to produce three

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

Summer in the UK

[Seán @seandw14]

My internal monologue every time I read this Notts County sponsor

[Jools @a_swift_half]

You don't need expensive advertising agencies when you have these elite skills.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits

[JT @jiratickets]

asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

Pull the lever Kronk lol

[TheMuckers2.0 @TheMuckersNew]

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