Ed Porter

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@MichelleObama @Target #MichelleObama4President

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@NurseBroomer Yesss

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@AirCanada @WNBA Guess you didn’t lose their luggage twice in the last 45 days. Worst airline ever!

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@AirCanada @Cirque Hope none of them flew out of Baltimore. Your team in Baltimore has lost my luggage two times in a month. It’s like you train them to be incompetent.

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@AirCanada I fly every week for business. Only lost my luggage 2 times in the past year 5 years. Both times in the past month. BWI to Toronto. Both times due to the staff in Baltimore messing up. Get your act together @aircanada!!!

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@TheAstuteGaloot

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@DonaldJTrumpJr If only you could spell. The word is Secret.

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON BEING QUALIFIED AND REPUBLICAN PROJECTION

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@JoeNBC @JoeNBC the police did nothing because the people rioting were white.

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@maddow @maddow the reason no one was prepared for today’s situation is the people are not black. If they were there would be mass arrests and deaths. FACTS

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@realDonaldTrump As soon as you leave office on the 20th we will have accomplished it. Cya!

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@realDonaldTrump Where is the healthcare plan to replace it?

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@realDonaldTrump

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@realDonaldTrump Concessions speech time

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@ECSU Had a great time at my college home @ECSU

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@maddow Same reason he believes we are bringing troops home. He drew a circle around it with his Sharpie. #PresidentSharpie

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

Promises made promises kept! Our President is bringing the troops home! ⁦@Morning_Joe⁩ #PresidentSharpie

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

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[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

Dear NFL players, please go to Puerto Rico and kneel to trick @realDonaldTrump into focusing on what the fuck he should be focusing on.

[Ed Porter @EdPorter289]

@BellatorMMA @AaronPicoUSA Beast!