Ed Maynard

Stand-up comedian and comedy writer.

[Ed Maynard @EdTheMaynard]

@SurgeRadio Was so relieved to wake up without a headache from last night's sesh and then my radio started playing the Comedy Radio Sofa. Now everything hurts. #3MinutesOfDeadAir

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@SurgeRadio When you put your thumb in your eye. #ThumbInTheEye

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@SurgeRadio When you're tying your shoe laces together, mistake a finger for a lace and end up in a game of one-handed twister. #ThumbInTheEye

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@SurgeRadio When you see that the London Eye is spinning faster than normal and is rapidly accelerating so to prevent a situation from cascading out of control you attempt to bloke one of the spokes with a body part to stop the motion. #ThumbInTheEye

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@SurgeRadio When you take a sip from your cup of tea but forget you left the spoon in until it is a few milimetres away from your face so quickly bring your hand up to block the end of the spoon. #ThumbInTheEye

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@SurgeRadio Yesterday we broke the kettle. It used to make quite a racket when the water was boiled. Was missing the ear-piercing loud screeching that emanated from my kitchen but then I tuned into Surge Radio on Saturday morning for the CRS.

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@SurgeRadio Was chatting to a guy online last night. He sent a pic of his, I sent him a link to CRS. He blocked me #MessagingStrangeMen

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@SurgeRadio Was playing a good game of naked musical chairs this Saturday morning, then the Comedy Radio Sofa came up on the radio and everyone immediately left. #SixPeopleHopping #HeyNonnyNonny

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@SurgeRadio The incessant, repetitive ticking of the metronome was some of the best quality material I have ever heard eminate from the Comedy Radio Sofa. More of that please. #DoctorWhoShouldWeEat

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@SurgeRadio I'd just like to clarify for listeners at home that the man in the mirror does not reflect the views and values of the Comedy Radio Sofa #LamePunFromAbroad

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@SurgeRadio What do the CRS hosts think about the Supreme Executive Producer's recent high profile negotiations with South Korea? Will this effect North Korea's Number 1 Radio Show? #WhoShouldWeEat

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@SurgeRadio Could you let James into the studio please? #LetJamesIn

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@SurgeRadio BBC Radio 2 presenter Chris Evans. #WhoShallWeEat

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@SurgeRadio I'd like to complain to CRS guest editor Colonel Mad Dog about the lack of Lily Allen on today's show #WhatIsTheHashtag

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@SurgeRadio Request to talk in Dutch for next chat segment #BelgianCRS

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@SurgeRadio Now that N Korea is getting friendly, it's good the CRS continues broadcasting reminding everyone that modern life is depressing

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@SurgeRadio CRS at 10 on a Saturday morning. "It's a sin" #WeAreHavingFun

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@SurgeRadio CRS shout out for the hard of hearing please #WeAreNotHavingFun

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@SurgeRadio Woke up to the sound of Surge Radio playing the comedy radio sofa. But this was quickly cut short as I was chucked out of Bruges' Museum of Torture. Apparently you're not allowed to stay there over night. #NoHashtagTodayApparently

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@SurgeRadio How many Christian toes can you balance on the architect Moe's nose?