Ed Woodward

Its me, the big E Dawg, showing you my most notable moments in history

(not actually Ed Woodward)

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@RTOnguti @EdWoodwardCEO Shut up you tart....im doing it

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@andrinhopereira "athlete from manchester united"....okay you useless sack of bull jizz #MUFC

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

See. You Asked. Ed delivered.
Told you I would!! #BrunoIsRed. Got the deal done and dusted. Your man Eddie is king. #welcomebruno #mufc #MUFC_FAMILY

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

Oi, Leave it to #manlikeEddie to get it done okay!! Got some banging transfers lined up

yesssi selecta crew #mufc #MUFC_FAMILY #ggmu #OleOut

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@MrStephenHowson Gomes from London

Greenwood from Bradford

Keep up fat head

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@markgoldbridge 6 more years of Ole!!!!!!

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@markgoldbridge Im sure hes the right man for the job, im giving him 3 more years. #MUFC

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

Guess whos doing the team talk at half time for #MUNMCI...here's EDDIE!!!

#MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

Oi lads, dont panic #Ole is still my guy for #MUFC. #MUNMCI . Would everyone be ok with him staying on for 3 more years.

#edwoodard

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@Otto78178461 @ManUtd Suck a fat one.

King Ed does what he wants

#MUFC_FAMILY #MUFC

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@markgoldbridge What do you want for dinner tonight son? Ill grab it on the way past? Xxx

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@markgoldbridge Hes got as much as he needs. Always has. Big Daddy Woody doesnt scrimp. #mufc

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@markgoldbridge Come on now son. Lets get you home

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

Its Dad and Lad day at Carrington. Cheer up @markgoldbridge im taking you you to see the players....my facial expression suggests somebody didnt turn down seconds of the Christmas pudding...#MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY #theunitedstand #fulltimedevils

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@markgoldbridge Fucking hell Mark. Im on it. Chiiiiilll Winstooon #MUFC_FAMILY #MUFC

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

Here is my best pal @realDonaldTrump #POTUS putting pen to paper to a new 5 year deal. Not going into the first team...dont get your hopes up #MUFC_FAMILY its for #POTUS to use #MEGA2020 "Make Eddie Great Again and not #MAGA2020. New partnership to take us all forward!!! #MUFC

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

Heres me, Eddie #MUFC CEO in the drone room, taking names. #Glazers asked if i could give @realDonaldTrump hand. Man like Ed flew apaches in desert storm so taking out that Iranian was a perfect time killer, #WWIII now back to Transfers. #MUFC_FAMILY #POTUS #Trump2020

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@markgoldbridge Just put a cheeky bid in.

Anything is better then the northern lesbian and that swedish spud we have at the minute.

#MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY

[Ed Woodward @EdThroughTime]

@Malachians @UnitedStandMUFC Im here. Fire away.

Your club, im here to serve your wishes.