Ed Burt

I was invented for SatNav

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@paulmilham Have a great 50th party btw.
Apols we cannot be there.... on Uni Taxi duty oop north. I shall raise a class of diet coke to you.

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@paulmilham Only you Mr M, only you! Brilliant!

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@paulmilham We only asked you to take the bloody register

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@paulmilham It's one of those a metaphor thingies. To the right you have the lush arable farmlands of the Ukraine. On the left, the massed ranks of russian conscript cushions being ushered forward by the stalinist state sponsored pillows of communism.

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@paulmilham have you told him that when he returns, he's got to stay in the cupboard under the stairs for 2 weeks?

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@BBCNews Has Michael Gove ever been on a real construction site? You can't erect many things without someone holding the other end; workers from different companies continuously squeeze past each other on scaffolding (which is never cleaned). They are dirty environments.

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Those aren't proper inflatables. About 20 years ago at the Gabba, once stewards had removed all the beach balls etc. by lunchtime on day 1, the crowd replaced them with purchases from the Adult shop that used to be over the road. Now, those were proper inflatables. #bbccricket

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I guess that's what they meant by saying they needed to make the most of Steve Smith's absence #bbccricket

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Fear not... Moeens in. What could possibly go wrong? #bbccricket

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Wasn't the F-Plan was a high fibre diet famous in the 1980s? #bbcf1

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re: photo of Lynton and Lynmouth Cricket Club - great view, but that's a harsh fielding position for fine leg. #bbccricket

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In 50 years from now the NHS will register a 1 week statistical uplift in the nation's health. #KFCclosed

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@smithc98 Blimey - they make you collect and then manufacture your own silicon now?

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@AylesburyRFC U16s win 62-10 away to Milton Keynes in the Bucks Plate, securing themselves a place in the semi-finals. Well done lads!

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Just read you can't be fined if your dog cr*ps on a motorway. Ironic. I would imagine your dog would 100% sh*t itself if it ran onto the M1

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@brianmoore666 Similar in so many ways. One man standing up to the attempts of others to dominate him.... bit like being in the front row.

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Aahh! So, that's why it's called a cut throat razor. #stickingtosafetyrazorfromnowon

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Probably the only person who can foresee how the Korean situation might develop is George R R Martin.

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@PsychicPsych oh! I always thought it meant he was going to be a noun.