Ed Woodward

🔴 CEO Of Manchester United 🔴 And I get deals done! *PARODY* #MUFC #TUSARMY #JusticeForVanGaal

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@_maffoo 🙏 Sorrry for your loss

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Rest in peace headphone users @Sander_Segers7

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People who watched @Sander_Segers7 that’s football stream about griezmanns future be like.

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40 minute long wait all just to say

“ugh yeah lads I’ve decided to stay”

#MUFC

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Russia 5
Saudi Arabia 0
#WorldCup

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When Jose hears that the “park the bus” feature will not be in fifa 19
#MUFC

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Griezmann will stay at Atlético Madrid because:

1. “Announcement will be made before the World Cup”

2. Three days left till the World Cup

3. No strong interest or bid in from United or Barcelona

4. Manchester Weather

5. These type of deals take weeks to do.

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@UnitedStandMUFC 0-0 can anyone find a goal in these last few minutes here, it looks like it’s going to extra time, oh that’s a good ball into the box to FELLLLAINIIIIIII BELGIUM WIN THE WORLD CUP

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I could get a deal done, Phil Jones for Varane, just need to ask the Spanish government a favour to block all FA Cup final highlights in the country
#MUFC

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Up yours #MUFC

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BREAKING: We have been told that Loris Karius was training with Jose Mourinho before the European cup final. #MUFC

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Live scenes of Jose Mourinho hearing the Fellaini news #MUFC

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@DrawtyDevil Best memory? When he leaves

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Don’t worry @Fellaini I’ll get you back one day. #MUFC

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BREAKING: ITS OFFICIAL DALOT IS A RED 🔴✅

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Fred just posted this on his Instagram #FredIsRed🔴👹🔥✅

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@ManUtd 👹👹👹

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WHERE ARE THE HATERS NOWWW GET IN. WELCOME TO MANCHESTER UNITED FRED 👹🔴🔥✅ #MUFC #FredTheRed #makethemanoffertheycantrefuse https://t.co/TDLp25MUvN

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#MUFC is delighted to announce it has reached an agreement with Shakhtar Donetsk for the transfer of Fred.

More details: https://t.co/uQM1R6bmgH

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@DiMarzio @ManUtd LOOOL

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ITS OFFICIAL! FRED HAS SIGNED FOR MANCHESTER UNITED! ✅🔴👹 #MUFC #FREDTHERED ed