EddCanoe

I have squandered my days with plans of many things; this was not among them.

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@thetimes They'll hire 8 bureaucrats and 2 doctors of every 10.

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@Telegraph Tax and Bloat

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@PolitlcsUK What a knob this man is.

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@PolitlcsUK What a knob that man is.

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@spectator Gaol.

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@Telegraph This is like the capture cobra plan innit.

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@Telegraph Labour Manifesto: Tax. Bloat. Tax. Bloat. Tax. Bloat. Then tax and bloat again.

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@toadmeister The question would be why black officers are 81% more likely to be involved in suspected misconduct. If that's where the discriminating happens it needs to be dealt with. What are the associated negative results of these investigations?

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@PolitlcsUK Stay in your lane, you don't have time for this

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@Telegraph Crimeny, she's useless innit.

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@Telegraph Maybe drop that pesky and unnecessary 'u' next to the 'o's?

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@Telegraph It'll be mostly emojis going forward, then?

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@dcsandbrook @bookclubpodhq I really enjoyed when one host declaimed that they had seen ALL the James Bond movies. Provided Daniel Craig was in it.

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@IrishTimes Oh no

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@spectator Waters full of sewage.

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@toadmeister Are trans people allowed? How about homosexuals?

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@923TheFan @SportsBoyTony @LanceReisland @ByJasonLloyd If a QB needs an all pro squad assembled around him to not be last in the league, he's not a very good QB.

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@PolitlcsUK Now urinate down my back and tell me it's raining.

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@Telegraph https://t.co/wstyjFeg7a

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@Telegraph Will it get rid of that dumb tattoo?