Eddie Daniels

I thought I closed this account, but it’s still here; so I guess you may as well follow it. I’ll tweet again some day. #comedy #chat #chill

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'Oscar the Grouch' was known as 'Oscar the Reasonably Pleasant Guy' before his neighborhood turned to shit.

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The fucking commie Chinese know I love to look at girls tit now. Thanks Tik Tok. That was private!

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@deekizzle Those glasses are fire.

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@RealMickFoley @Twitter NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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@sportingnews @tayloreldridge Love this. That ‘19-‘20 team deserved better.

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@anitagolazo Does the Argentina national team entry list their captain as ‘Pessi?’

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@Keys_To_Me It comprises 0% of my free time which is why my free time will likely be running out in a few years.

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@anitagolazo What could go wrong?

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@anitagolazo House 8, and it would be an amazing last 8 months of my life.

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@liz_churchill_ @semperabsurda A Tuesday.

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If it looks like I’m furiously rubbing one out in my car, I’m not. I’m just playing the scratchers. #lottery #lucky #scratchemoff #scratchnsniff

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@_Obsidian_Moon_ Dope pic. I guess I don’t mind the public that much. I feel like I’m invisible among people. They don’t really see me, and I’m not focused on myself either. When I’m alone I feel like a bug under a giant magnifying glass, and I’m fully aware of every ounce of my being.

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@mjhorgss Damn. Can never unsee that.

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Me at the fast food ordering screen: “I’ll have the simplest, most common, obvious thing on the menu.”

Them after I’ve been sitting at the pickup window for 3 minutes: “Will you pull up to spot #1 up there and watch 20 other people get their food and drive off?”

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Sorry guys, I restarted my computer and everything and Facebook still isn’t working. #facebookdown

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Facebook so fucked up I’m forced to look at what other people have posted. #facebookdown

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@tstone243 I’d like to buy some.

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@anitagolazo I have the craziest dreams right before(?) the alarm clock goes off. I’m definitely not getting enough sleep, and I wonder if in the split second between the alarm going off, and me waking up if that’s when I have the dream?

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I just got an email that is blackmailing me. If I don’t pay up, they are going to send everyone I love a video of me “wanking.” Fair warning everyone. I’m broke.

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@anitagolazo I can totally relate. I almost broke down the other day. A coworker, who happens to be a psychologist, came into my office and spoke with me for about 90 minutes. She helped a lot but suggested I see a therapist. I am a therapist and I don’t trust therapist.