Not Eddie Howe

Only at Newcastle for the money. PARODY.

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Yeah, it's about time someone built a stadium for Manchester. They could call it the City of Manchester Stadium. #MUFC

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🗣️ Sir Jim Ratcliffe to BBC on #MUFC stadium plans. "It's about time someone built a national stadium in the north of England. It would be a catalyst for regeneration. If it can be achieved, it would clearly be my preference. I would be very excited for the north of England."

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Tell me you're not thinking about top four. #afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

When Bournemouth win the league and I'm still freezing my nuts off up here, I swear I'm done. #afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Don’t make me get on the bus back to Newcastle. #afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Karma #afcb #cpfc

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Wilfried Zaha ✖️ Galatasaray 🟡🔴🇹🇷

◉ Agreement reached between parties.
◉ Documents being checked soon.
◉ Club booking medical tests.
◉ Three year deal expected.

Here we go ✨✔️

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

@jimfrevola Jim, just be sure you don’t get the boot putting the boots in the boot.

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Retro manager’s kit now available in the club shop. #afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

GONe
#afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

@peedoffdoc Fair enough

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Putting finances aside, name another football club - from the boardroom to the fans who would consider Gary O’Neil in front on Marcelo Bielsa.
#afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

@peedoffdoc Where were Bournemouth when Eddie Howe got the push? Experience counts, good and bad.

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Cristiano Ronaldo to Piers Morgan. In the bathroom they had one of those Dyson Airblades that flicks water in your face if you look down when you’re drying your hands. I felt betrayed. #MUFC

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

@jack_afcb @AndrewMcEwan07 @gwilymjjames @richardosman As in AFC Bournemouth

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

@jack_afcb @AndrewMcEwan07 @gwilymjjames @richardosman “Athletic Football Club”

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Kwarteng gets the sack and and instantly Dyche is trending.

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Would love to be a fly on the wall when Neil Blake explains to Bill Foley that owning only 1/4 of the stadium is perfectly normal and nothing to worry about. #afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

If I can pay in dollars I might buy Bournemouth myself.
#afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

Bit salty Neil #afcb

[Neil Blake @NMBLAKE]

It’s going to be a long fucking season #NFFC

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

He’s here #afcb

[Not Eddie Howe @EddieHowe1977]

So many bad takes out there on Bournemouth sacking Parker.

If Klopp wants to go on TV after every match to slate the LFC players/owners/club let’s see what happens.