Eddie Laughlin

This is my twitter account. Texas

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@jcalebwarren One might say it’s sub bar.

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It’s me. I’m Str8 friend.

[Sighs Queen @thankyoucaleb]

Str8 friend: I screenshot this to show to you but I don’t know if it’s actually gay culture

Me: …okay?

Str8 friend: *shows me a picture of Laura Dern in the new Jurassic*

Me: Oh no yeah, that’s gay culture

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COVID vaccine gets FDA approval.

Fox News:

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My fall plans The delta variant

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My fall plans The delta variant

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Heb pick up will cram 16 canned vegetables into the same bag and then give a stick of gum its own bag.

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In conclusion: Has any “fun fact”, in reality, ever been fun?

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Maybe Larry (my dog) can’t make the bed or take out the trash or do things society deems “useful”. But if something I’m about to touch requires every square inch soaked in piss, he’s always there for me.

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You ever intertwine your mask with your keys and the ensuing struggle looks like the end of fight club when Edward Norton is uppercutting himself?

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Just thinking about how I bought that first Sugar Ray cd for Fly but every song not named Fly was the scariest.

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Question: Can one simply join a Ponzi scheme, or do I also have to start posting unsolicited small business advice? Asking for everyone I went to high school with.

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Why is “snag” the only verb businesses are legally allowed to use on social media? There are other words. Some pretty good ones!

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If you have an Instagram account and you don’t talk to the camera, are you even white?

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“Hey Eddie, nice to E-meet you!” Words so warm and inviting. And yet, I detest the hole from which they sprang.

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Whenever I’m in my cart and am presented with the choice to pay with credit card or @PayPal I always choose PayPal bc thanks for the free stuff idiots! I don’t even know where that goes.

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When the world ends the cockroaches and super-sized Oakley decals will roam the earth.

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@Nordstrom, why do @sperrytopsider I ordered online say @PaylessInsider when I remove insert? Need explanation.

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"Ok last one WHO CARES." - me opening another article about Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris.

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@AlanGalinsky

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How do Texans feel about candidates before the primary on Tuesday? Here's the Texas Pulse/@statesman poll: https://t.co/Vj5GwPXqNi