Eddie Murphy

so if ur lucky I'll follow u. the only way i will remain to follow u is if u are following me.this is a tribute account for inspiration

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I just contributed to Lily on Tilt Open. Go check it out probably the coolest drone of the year. http://t.co/1M1cSKddc1

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I’d still choose rock over paper in a real fight.

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I used to make fun of my dog for barking at dogs on TV til I caught myself in the car pulling over for a siren on the radio.

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You think you have a tough job? Imagine the guy who cleans the windows on automatic doors.

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If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.

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I'd watch NASCAR if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.

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Congrats on your secret admirer! It must be nice having someone who's ashamed to admit they like you!

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Advice to men: If a woman ever says "Are you wearing that?" it should never be worn. It's best to throw it away now.

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I was addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I turned myself around.

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@YaBoyMonjae mom is suing @EddieMurphy____ for too much of a likeness between her and Raspuschia in Norbit. Hahahahahahaha!

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Hey every body im gonna do instagram shoutouts for u to get one retweet my first goes to @Chileanrascal a newbie to social media Instagram.

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@_julia31495 hi

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Ford F-150 commercials make it seem as if hauling loads of crumbled boulders over mountainous terrain is a commonly-practiced thing.

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How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?

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Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Your way just happens to be in the dark...

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Remember: No matter how bad your life is, there is someone who has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell.

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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

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The best will win. #StayInLine

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Once you go blаck, you never go back - Yellow highlighter

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Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption".