Eddie Silver

Habitual line stepper. Trying to make sure Young Metro trusts me.

[Eddie Silver @EddieSSilver]

Still true many years later. Will still be true many years from now.

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@One_Way_Home Speeding, double yellow, truck had it’s turn signal on. Open and shut case. Wish the video didn’t cut out.

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@BruceWayne9851 How was the movie? No spoilers please.

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@AliyuAbdul90060 This is almost shot for shot as it plays out in the comics, script and all. Doubt it’s real.

[Eddie Silver @EddieSSilver]

@yoxics Baby girl, what’s your name?!

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@AbubakarAh29039 I did that once. Lost 30 pounds in that month. Felt like I was gonna die. Now I do 3 days every 2 weeks.

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@_TipsTricks Shoulda done it on the bowl, so everyone can see the poo going round and round.

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@itsabelleejadee Your delicious meaty cooch hanging out. If you have any other questions do not hesitate to ask!

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@RandomRWC That was like my dreams when I pop 40mg of melatonin.

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@SEVEN9fi He didn’t wanna spend hours hanging out in a waiting room so he made sure he didn’t even have to go in. That’s pretty smart.

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@NoContextHumans The constipation in that house must be insane.

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@oelma__ The Allfather says to put it in my savings account.

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@Chris_Alex All that time pillaging countries for their spices. All that for a whisper of salt and pepper.

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@shavejobgod @SomaKazima2 Ok Andrew Dice Clay

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@theayannaj26 Whoever said haggard was spot on.

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@jnsulz Management and HR are not your friends. Don’t share absolutely nothing with them. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

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@davenewworld_2 Always with the ill fitting plate carrier, these people.

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@VanCityVice Don’t worry, she’ll start rolling a few hundred feet down the road.

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@japan_nobunaga I started at 11 in my grandfather’s Oldsmobile.

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@TheBestqueenx What a bald dickhead.

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@financedystop Mfers don’t know about erosion.