Happy Father’s Day to Jim and Jack, one gave me my second favorite pussy the other left me a stack....I don’t say it enough but I love you guys, Im usually just too busy shooting baby glue on the inside of Brenda’s thigh #HappyFathersDay2020
The Confederacy existed for 4.5 years. 90210 had 10 seasons. That means 90210 is a bigger part of our history and we should replace the racist statues with Luke Perry.
Catch me and my homie @ianziering this season on theorder on @netflix So much fun to work on this show with my buddy, the stellar cast, and all my friends in Vancouver planetxpictures #chadoakes#breaktheinternet https://t.co/Ujq12pj2F9
Just bought some new shit in the sex department, going over to spread Kelly’s legs behind her head in the beach apartment....make the shower all steamy just like a sauna, then I’m jerkin off to some panties around my face that belong to Donna. #fuckwithyaboy
#WalshWednesdays and I’m back in the cut, my dick still got a weird smell after coming outta Brenda’s butt.....take it out and give it a cologne spray ain’t no thing it’s just another day in the life of Dylan McKay.
Digging in the sand I’m like a mole, I got my big slimy #TongueTuesday in Kelly’s butthole....hate it when the night before she has Taco Bell, shit tastes a little tangy and has an awful smell.