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[Danny @DjokovicFan_]

Speed: “Hey bro, what’s your name? You look really familiar.”

Novak Djokovic: “I’m a football star. I’ll be going for a hat trick next match.”

Speed: “Yes sir!”

😭😭

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

When Roger Federer played with a journalist and he dropped a tweener on Roger 🤣

Roger couldn’t stop laughing 🤣

[Corby! (SFX COMMS OPEN) @CorbyVo]

This looks so much better goddamn dude

[Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz]

I fuckin can’t

[James Naughton @JamesNaughton98]

Get that AI shit outta here, this is how its done.

[Joe B @AstroJoeB]

Wow, it’s really cool that we can use AI to make fake CCTV footage of people committing crimes. Surely this has no downsides whatsoever.

[Hannah Ty @hannaaahty]

TRILLIONS GONE?

The DPWH admits trillions may have been lost in the past decade. Sen. Bam Aquino stressed only 3B is needed to feed 3M starving children, yet trillions could have vanished from the people’s money.

This, as the Trillion Peso March looms on Sept. 21. @bncdotph

[UP Fight @1skolarngbayan]

DLSU fans did not even wait for KQ’s farewell awarding. UP fans cheered for DLSU instead.

[Enzo De Borja @EnzoDeBorja]

"Women are too emotional to occupy positions of power."

Uhm, yeah, sure.

[Deathink 🎃🆖 @deathink]

if pewdiepie drawing everyday for a year and getting a little bit better made you quit art, then you were never going to make it as an artist anyway.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

This Korean man is now a folk hero for beating up Johnny Somali. Turns out he’s a former Korean special forces operator, too.

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

rewatching old nostalgic Vanoss videos and then that Mario dude shows up

[@pauloinmanila and 99 others @pauloMDtweets]

Of all the 24 senators of the 19th Congress, there's only one senator who stood up for the Filipinos.

[Philstar.com @PhilstarNews]

‘PAG NANALO AKO, DUN KO NA IISIPIN LAHAT ‘YUN’

This was Willie Revillame’s response to Gretchen Ho's question on One News' "The Big Story", which aired last week. The TV host, who has filed his candidacy for senator in the 2025 midterm elections, was asked about his proposed legislative measures to address the country’s problems.

When Ho asked if he had any legislative proposals in mind, Revillame replied that he hadn't thought of any yet, explaining that he would only start considering proposals once he wins.

Related: https://t.co/nROi5XQ3Hc

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Robredo says she has no plans for a presidential campaign in 2028.

She said it would be unfair for Naga residents if she uses her position in local government as a jumpoff point for a higher position. #Halalan2025 | via @JervisManahan

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Former vice president Leni Robredo will seek a mayoral seat at her hometown Naga. #Halalan2025

Read: https://t.co/tQ8IeN570m