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your favorite chronically online individual.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

when your new offensive coordinator comes out in shotgun on 4th and inches

[c @EdelmanTroii]

I can’t go back

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Patriots now have the highest-paid CB in the NFL: They have agreed to terms with star Christian Gonzalez on a four-year deal, sources say.

The All-Pro and Pro Bowler gets a 4-year, $135M deal with $102M guaranteed. All record highs.

[c @EdelmanTroii]

Holy fucking FINALLY

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

BREAKING: The #Patriots and All-Pro CB Christian Gonzalez have agreed to a 4-year, $135M extension with $102M guaranteed, per multiple sources.

The deal, done by @WinSportsGroup, makes Gonzalez, who earned Pro Bowl honors last season, the NFL’s highest-paid CB in history.

[c @EdelmanTroii]

-2 Empire State buildings.
-gibberish text and speech.
-vehicles driving people’s paths.
-weird packed in groups of people moving together like a hivemind.

I think Hollywood is gonna juuuust fine.

[Johnn @john_my07]

If this is the level of AI creations, then it's over for Hollywood and big production houses.

The city of New York filmed with a HD camera in 1993.

Created using Seedance 2.5

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Nobody:

Jackie chan saying he doesn't want any trouble:

[sam @sam_d_1995]

@admcrlsn Incredible stuff honestly

[c @EdelmanTroii]

They saw the tweets

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

PNW 📍

[c @EdelmanTroii]

@dxncxxccx It’s a trauma response

[c @EdelmanTroii]

Another day

[c @EdelmanTroii]

@reklaw0x1 Just use the iPad brother

[c @EdelmanTroii]

Why do we want foldable phones? Why is this a market Apple felt the need to enter? I have never seen anyone ask for a foldable iPhone.

[Jason C. @JPChinsolo]

Could the iPhone Ultra be the "First" Creaseless Foldable?

[jane ester 🔜 louisville @cosmug]

having worked coffee, its more like this

[c @EdelmanTroii]

It looks clunky, it’s going to crease in 3 months, and it cheapens what used to be timeless Apple design (I don’t think the recent pros are great designs either tbf)

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Looking at my old Instagram stories and seeing the girls that used to like them

[c @EdelmanTroii]

Bigger album pikcure = better !!!

[Mike Tee @ItsMikeTee]

i still don’t understand how people choose spotify over apple music

[c @EdelmanTroii]

Did they only have one voiceover guy in the 40s/50s?

[c @EdelmanTroii]

@aIIthemoney_ @SlaysterrUS Bro…

[c @EdelmanTroii]

Why can’t you do this, @aIIthemoney_

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

“Never meet your mutuals”

Bro my mutual just cooked me a 10 course meal

[c @EdelmanTroii]

More 0% polls for Ro Khanna

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ro Khanna on possible 2028 presidential run: I’m considering it. I believe that America needs the next New Deal. I’m out there seeing what the reception is for having the biggest mission we’ve had in generations. Then we’ll make a decision after the midterms.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

imagine shoplifting some clothes from Ross only to turn around and think you're about to get drone striked like you're Ayman al-Zawahiri