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[𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 @EdemReigns]

I was in a taxi today and the taxi driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "TURN LEFT"😊😊😊😊

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of my biggest fears is dating someone who will post me on social media, and then cheat on me. Making me a famous fool.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Normalize not giving women anything until they earn it.

[Sukuna @SukunaMbuzi]

Deliberately lying to men about your body count to secure a relationship or sexual access is coercion and predatory.

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When you realize Americans eat pizza when they’re broke, but you only eat it when you get paid.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Being financially stable requires the selfishness to protect your money from the emergencies of other people

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

Your wife won’t let you sniff cocaine line off her ass crack.
Won’t agree to an orgy with the boys.
Won’t let you piss in her mouth.
And that’s just the beginning 😂🤷🏿‍♂️

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Single mother go dey knack married Men and she’d be super fine with it.. Having casual sex with Married Men without any hesitation

But when they meet a young boy that isn’t married yet but he’s seeing other Woman or he has a babe, they start demanding for exclusivity.

Weird creatures!

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

I respect a hoe who loves whole heartedly in every relationship

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Shot on OnePlus 15

[ESPN Africa @ESPNAfrica]

▪️First Ghana player to score at a World Cup
▪️Most World Cup goals by any African player (6)
▪️Scored in every World Cup he's played in
▪️Scored Ghana's fastest World Cup goal (68 seconds)
▪️Most World Cup appearances for Ghana (11 games)

Asamoah Gyan 👑🇬🇭

[Yves ひ @bigplutobro]

are you implying that if i make enough money then im allowed to cheat?

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Google Lens was so ahead of its time, sheesh

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

Even if I love you, please don’t underestimate my ability to cut you off.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

I didn't find you so I gave the money to your wife😭🥲

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

The number of rich guys in this country do not correlate with the number of women making threats to leave you for rich guy.

[EyeDaddy @OsuohaTony]

I begged this lady, pleaded with a broken heart and a shaky voice for her to be honest with me but she refused and even swore by her late father’s grave. Then I showed her the evidences and she burst into tears. 💔💔😭😭😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Ladies, if a man asks you to send pictures, don't be annoyed, it's literally the only thing you can afford to send

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Babes will tell you all they want in a relationship is love and attention, only for them to start sending you screenshots of wigs and bags two weeks in. How did we get here baby?