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Lover of 80’s movies, horror movies, good whiskey and SAFC

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

This would be the most damaging sale the club could make, he’s under contact and the plan should be to buy a player to learn from him for a year £30-40m is not these days, although ridiculous for a 34 year old.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 The agreement between Chelsea and Granit Xhaka on personal terms is guaranteed.

Xhaka is driving the move personally as he wants #CFC, wants to reunite with Xabi Alonso and wants to live in London.

Deal depends on the clubs.

🎥 https://t.co/i1adjykerw

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

Neither has he

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This won’t age well.

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

Only beat these cunts twice this season

[Mod @CFCMods]

Damn how does this baller play for Sunderland

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@chunty1985 Class mate. There’s nowt on you! Looking well man

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

He was already the greatest of all time, by a wide margin, but he’s still the best in the world even now. I’ve watched him do this for 19 years, just incredible

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

🐐🐐🐐

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@MitchJonez This is my “plan”

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@Charl_H79 The lamb and mint pie is absolutely sensational

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@ofgardenthe The fault will lie solely at your door

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

Just finished reading The Black Dog on holiday @kevinbridges86 brilliant! So many recognisable thought patterns described through some fantastic characters. Funny, hits the right emotional beats, just class mate. Phoning up the Chinese tonight to ask for a pick and mix #doofdoof

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

“I agree with your racism but you don’t know ball” is a fucking WILD position to take

[Abzz 🦁 @Abzzzzie1]

@lancsdefender Agree with the English > african part but he defo aint a better player than Mainoo

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@city_trebl69930 @trintablks @Sp1thfc Sorry this guy needs to try and use someone else’s success to make him feel better about his life, CityTrebleConquerors. Brain. Dead.

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@virginmedia could you please reply to a complaint submitted for account 141321301 Area 02. The situation has gotten absolutely ridiculous

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@Gaz3putt Lost my Dad well over a decade ago, still pull my phone out to ring or text him every so often when Sunderland have a good result or I see something about a movie or tv show I think he’d have liked. Momentary forgetfulness. Keep talking.

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@rossrobson @SunderlandDavex Don’t think he’s been as bad as some might make out recently but he’s certainly not been good either, suggesting a change after a defeat is hardly digging the guy out or putting a target on him, and certainly not for the miss today (which would be fair enough it was chronic)

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

Absolutely. Fucking. Brain dead.

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

“Maybe the worst in history” someone who has watched precisely 3 boxing matches in their life. These people shouldn’t be allowed internet access

[Fire Skull🔥💀 @FireSkull2024]

How did Usyk get the decision in the second Fury fight? Watch it back closely, Fury winning the rounds for 2 mins and 30 seconds and Usyk lands a combination to steal the rounds. Shocking judging maybe the worst in history. Fury won that 7-4-1 even

[Cjh @cjhhhh21]

For all you lot worrying about derby day, remember they've got to use £20m of their budget on that Le Fee 😂😂😂 be the easiest 6 points we've ever had from them, relax

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🐈‍⬛ Looking forward to the Tyne-Wear derby, Kieran?

[AKW @EdenPrime88]

@StephenKing Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise