Edgar Allan Poe

O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Even though I've had the misfortune of being dead for 200 odd years, I'm still struck with terror at the thought of being buried alive.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

I'm overdue for Hollywood treatment. Leo or Damon is really the only remaining question.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Leprosy is a date deal breaker.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Halloween is a sanctioned excuse to reveal our inner , private souls: Ghouls, monsters, and hookers.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Accessorizing for Autumn - https://t.co/qEXeIUgY61

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

I've been dead for 160 years, yet I'll wager that my breath smells better than Glenn Beck's.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

If listen intently during the dead of night you'll hear the velvety assurances of your pending death.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

10 Famous Places to Visit in Europe - https://t.co/XhS2BFdGRY

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Tips When Traveling - https://t.co/ljLsY8WXge

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Healthy Foodgasm - https://t.co/lIU6wCmzwZ

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

He took cruelty to new levels & his villainy knew no bounds. This is the wicked legacy of Snow Miser.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Our exploitative culture of mass marketing & entertainment has produced a society of constantly horny consumers.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

I'd prefer if you ungrateful sycophants celebrated my genius, not my bacchanalian demise.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Drunk... again...

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

I was also terribly upset to discover that FriendFeed wasn't a carnivorous plant that would eat your dinner guests on command.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

All who wander are drunk.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

That Virginia Woolf drowned is absurd. Her nose was so elongated that it would have acted as a snorkel.

[Edgar Allan Poe @EdgarAIIan_Poe]

Would you savages adore me more if I was an unfunny lesbian thespian?