Edgar Allen PoBoy

I like the smell of new shoes and freedom. I play the air drums very well.

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@Viri_Rios @realDonaldTrump Oh fuck you. Fix your own fucked up situation

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@MarkLandler @spettypi @ewong @SangerNYT “Career diplomats”. Turds, in other words

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@ericsslater @Nationals Shame on you for being a whiny punk ass bitch

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@wendythurm @Nationals Congrats, Wendy. You’re petty AF

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@PalmerReport You are a sad little bitch.

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@ZachDanielCBS6 @CBS6 Dude, great job with the storms tonight, as always. You’re the go-to guy for the serious stuff. Nice work.

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@mooncult @ComfortablySmug But dad, it’s Smokey...

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@TheNotoriousMMA That’s what my doctor says

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@mountainrunner Oh, the horror.

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@BretBaier That damn check in thing!!!

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@8NEWS They’re welcome at my place anytime.

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@mkhammer The sizzle is indeed back.

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@megynkelly @redsteeze This is creepy AF

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@mad_ship This won’t age well when you discover he’s also tapping that bish at work

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@MikeShepard4 @spettypi @bpolitics Congress demanding bipartisanship??? The horror!

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@NotsoScarySheri One breath at a time, one moment at a time, one day at a time. Healing doesn’t come quickly but it does come. God Bless.

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@GovernorBullock Luckily, rights aren’t based on “need.” Nobody needs to write poetry slamming the government, but they have the right to do so.

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@kathygriffin @AlyssaEinDC Carrot Top has dropped a lot of weight

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@guyverhofstadt Good luck with that. “a European Army,” that’s funny.