Poo-etry corner

Look upon my turds ye mighty and despair

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@Roy_Lin76 @Inevitablewest Nice one really put me in my place

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@ItamiSaisei @Inevitablewest No it's literally checking your age for stuff that's inappropriate for kids. And it's always you fucktards who clutch your pearls 'think of the children' with moral outrage at anything remotely progressive.

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@Roy_Lin76 @Inevitablewest 😅🤣🤣🤣 yeah right mate you're hard

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@EssexPR Lol what a bunch of cunts on this thread

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@danantopolski Yeah wet horses make me jeez my pants too tbf

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@simonschusterUK and here is the beautiful paperback cover! same gorgeous @micaelaalcaino design, slightly different font 😍

get your copies HERE -> https://t.co/VEYftv4lXp

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🎉🌸✨ Not Quite White Paperback is OUT TODAY!! ✨🌸🎉
THRILLED to share directors cut (lol) with you. this book has found mixed welsh indian mauritian queer etc community i am richer for it! thank you for reading my story 💖 link to buy @simonschusterUK https://t.co/VEYftv4lXp

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@tmcampion Meeeeeeow

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@danantopolski The mere fact that i did not say 'turdplay' is proof my poowers are on the wane.
I shall endeavour to be better.

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@danantopolski Astonishing wordplay.
I retire, effective immediately.

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@danantopolski Pooetry corner is a thriving shiterary community of which i am Poo-rator. If you have any hai-poos we'd love you to log a contribution. You may find unburdening yourself to be sweet relief.

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We've all been there...

Mixed up the meaning
"Drop the kids off at the pool"
Lifetime lido ban

@MichaelPhelps @davidwalliams
#haiku #pooetry #malapoopism #swimmingpool #poolpooers

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I only made it to 'M' ...

Shat myself again.
That's the Price I must pay for
Farting Alphabet.

@GWR #haiku #pooetry #lifegoal #NeverGiveUp #incontinence

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My morning routine:

Rise from Slumbers Deep
Unchain Eternal Sun God
Seat the Porc'lain Throne

#haiku #poetry #pooetry #WednesdayWisdom #morninglog #runofthemillwednesdaymorning
@KelloggsUS @GMB @thismorning

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A Nightingale shits
At my window. I bake scones
And think about Death.

#haiku #poetry #poetry #mondaythoughts #ornithology #nightingale #baking @BritishBakeOff

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My log-a-rhythm
Is mathematically defined
Joe plus time makes shit

@MorningJoe #haiku #pooetry #laxative #morningcoffee #coffeeshits #caffeine

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Today's poem was a submission by our esteemed colleague @charlespookowski

"Hi, how do you poo?" ...
I freeze. My heart skips a beat
Sigmoidian slip

#haiku #pooetry #poetry #freud #sigmundfreud #sigmoidcolon #ThursdayThoughts

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The stalls sing soft with
Tinkling melodies, i pray
For silent sphincter

#haiku #pooetry #prelude #publictoilets #poetry #wednesdaymorning

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Cousin Archie died
Mammoth turd nuked his insides
Powerful shit, man

#pooetry #haiku #ruminationsonmortality #oversizedfaeces #poetry